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Two-Legged Home Robot, Coming Soon To Japan

Posted by timothy on from the for-that-money-it-better-wash-dishes dept.

An anonymous reader submits "Two Japanese companies, (ZMP corp., and Mizuno, a athletic goods manufacturer), announced that they will start selling the first two-legged robot for home use. The robot, called nuvo, will retail for 500,000 yen. It wil be able to understand 1,000 (Japanese) words, dance, and allow the owner to contact the robot via 3G phones."

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  1. BENE GESSER1T 1S 0N TEH SP0KE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I must not suck cock

    Cock is the ass-killer

    Cock is the anal-invader that brings total goatse

    I will face the cock

    I will permit it to come in me and on me

    And when it has gone in my ass I will turn the inner eye and see its entry

    When the cock has gone there will be staining

    Only my ass will remain

    GNAA y'all!

    1. Re:BENE GESSER1T 1S 0N TEH SP0KE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  2. Will I get modded down.... by Scrab · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    for commenting without RTFA....

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    Here is a mirror for those who need it.

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  4. Re:A toy? by TEB_78 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...even notify the authorities if the owner doesn't move for more than a specified time.

    Sounds like a good tool to prevent people from getting too fat. Maybe something for Bush's next war, the war on fat. ;)

  5. Re:My sister wants one, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    And I want your Sister...

    ... does she like anal?

  6. LETS'S GOOGLE BOMB THE SCIENTOLOGISTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dangerous Cult

  7. If Japan would stop illegally pumping the dollar.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This useless thing would be more like $8k-$10k thus pricing it out of reach of all but the richest mongoloids.

  8. Re:Screw this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Chiiiiiii.

  9. Does it have...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    .....a spring-loaded penis?

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