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Fusion In Sonoluminescence (Again)?

srhuston writes "According to a story at the NY Times (first born child req'd, yadda yadda), 'Scientists are again claiming they have made a Sun in a jar, offering perhaps a revolutionary energy source, and this time even some skeptics find the evidence intriguing enough to call for a closer look.' This has been covered here before (First, second, third) but it looks like they claim that the latest round of experiments, using better detectors, 'offer more convincing data that the phenomenon is real'." The scientists involved come from Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Purdue University, Oak Ridge National Laboratory, and the Russian Academy of Science; here's their press release.

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  1. Well... by TheSpoom · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I want to know is when I can throw garbage in the gas tank of a DeLorean to fuel it.

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  2. Canned Sunshine by tbase · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is news? We've had canned sunshine in our gift shops here in Florida for years!

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  3. double entendre by Spyffe · · Score: 5, Funny
    they have made a Sun in a jar
    In Soviet Java, Sun .jars YOU!
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  4. Cold fusion will always be with us by ChiralSoftware · · Score: 5, Funny
    It is the perpetual motion of the nuclear age. It works even better than zero-point energy and has replaced the 200mpg carburetor..

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  5. Weekly Schedule by rsmith-mac · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, at least this finally fills that ugly hole on Wednesday in the Slashdot weekly schedule:

    Monday: Patch Windows
    Tuesday: Stop SCO's latest plan
    Wednesday: Invent Fusion
    Thursday: Patch Linux
    Friday: Watch LoTR while patching Windows

    Since they got Fusion out of the way early today, I think I have a little time to go bash Infinium Labs some more. Tally ho!

  6. I'll believe it when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...people standing around said jar start dieing.

  7. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    $discovery is really cool. Once again, $scienceFictionAuthor was a visionary when he wrote about this concept in $book. I hope that we can come up with some practical applications using $discovery soon.

    $wittySig

  8. Re:Energy by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny
    You can also accomplish the same thing with a 75 cent roll of wintergreen Lifesavers.

    In a darkened room,

    1. Put lifesaver between teeth.
    2. Bite.
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  9. Re:Incorrect by Eccles · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unfortunately, it's getting the reaction to generate more energy than it consumes, is the problem.

    Actually, they solved that problem in the 50's. It's controlling that reaction that is rather more difficult...

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  10. Good News, Bad News by StefanJ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good News:
    Piping hot coffee or soup in seconds.

    Bad News:
    Everything metal in kitchen becomes mildly radioactive from neutron bombardment.

    Good News:
    Rats, mice, cockroaches hate the sound of a sonofusor in operation, emptying cities of vermin.

    Bad News:
    Sound also drives dogs into a frenzy of mindless leg-humping. Except Boston Terriers, whose tightly sutured little skulls explode.

    Good News:
    Leads to development of ultra-efficient (but low thrust) rocket motor that uses water as a reaction mass.

    Bad News:
    All water outside of Mars orbit turn out to be owned by Capella OmniVolatile GMBH, who charge a heavy fee, payable in increasingly rare Boston Terriers.

    Stefan Jones