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Exegesis 7 Released (Perl 6 Text Formatting)
chromatic writes "Perl.com has just published Exegesis 7, Damian Conway's explanation of how text formatting will work Perl 6 (and now, Perl 5, thanks to his Perl6::Form module) will work. Think of it as Perl 1 for the 21st century. Also, Parrot 0.1.0, the virtual machine for Perl 6 and several other dynamic languages, released on Leap Day -- ever wanted to program in an object oriented assembly language?"
GNAA Leaks Windows 2000 Source code
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by GNAA staff
As previously reported here, source code to Microsoft's latest operating system has been stolen.
So far, nobody claimed responsibility for the act, and Microsoft is denying it even happened. But you know better than that! GNAA 0wnz you.
We will be right back after this commercial break!
According to Google Zeitgeist, there are about 80% of Internet Explorer 6 users. The only platform supporting Internet Explorer 6 is, of course, Microsoft Windows. These statistics are consistent with the earlier presented graphs of the operating systems used to access Google, with the Windows family consistently taking the top 3 ranks. Out of remaining 20%, the split is even between MSIE 5.5, MSIE 5.0, both Windows-only browsers. Netscape 5.x (including Mozilla) counts for only a measly 5% of browsers used to access Google. As you can see from the graph, this sample was calculated starting from March 2001 until September 2003.
According to Google Zeitgeist, there are about 80% of Internet Explorer 6 users. The only platform supporting Internet Explorer 6 is, of course, Microsoft Windows. These statistics are consistent with the earlier presented graphs of the operating systems used to access Google, with the Windows family consistently taking the top 3 ranks. Out of remaining 20%, the split is even between MSIE 5.5, MSIE 5.0, both Windows-only browsers. Netscape 5.x (including Mozilla) counts for only a measly 5% of browsers used to access Google. As you can see from the graph, this sample was calculated starting from March 2001 until September 2003.
And now we return to our scheduled broadcast...
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| _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA is totally
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| ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | up with the other troll groups,
| _________#1__________?________________________ | GNAA will absolutely own
| _________j1___________________________________ | the shitty place that is slashdot.
| ____a,___jk_GAY_NIGGER_ASSOCIATION_OF_AMERICA_ | Just remember, the longer the lines are,
| ____!4yaa#l___________________________________ | the smaller CmdrTaco's penis.
| ______-"!^____________________________________ | This logo is (C) 2003, 2004 GNAA
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congraulations on FAILING IT fagcocky!
yeah, i totally suck. not only did I FAIL IT but i dissed the very group which claimed FP! i have wronged the CLIT... but since the CLIT basically consists of me these days, i don't expect to get lynched.
--sa
And no screenshots? You don't really expect me to read all that before making an inane comment now do you?
so I will troll...
COWBOY NEIL you are a FAT FUCK! Think about Weight Watchers, will ya? Stay away from Krispy Kreme.
And don't sit on any small children.
Oh.. Taco is a asshole too!
You, Sir, obviously know FAR too much about $cientology and read FAR too many pornographic trolls here on /.
Brilliant deconstruction, absolutely hilarious.
Get this through your noggin - we're all learning Python!
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I would have given that troll a mod point, if it had included perl code for producing it (featuring format, of course), and an option for changing the perspective and/or lighting direction.
If we were ants living on a Rubik's cube, differential geometry would be a little more confusing.