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Michael Dell Steps Down as CEO

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the corporate-musical-chairs dept.

A whole lot of readers made sure we knew that Michael Dell is calling it quits as CEO of Dell, and has named Kevin Rollins, the current president and chief operating officer of Dell, as his successor. Rollins will retain the title of president, but Michael Dell hasn't left completely. He's still planning on sticking around as chairman of the board.

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  1. Frist Pist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    First Post!

  2. FP!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    First Post! Fiiiiiiiiiirst post
    hes big, hes round, hes rolling on the ground
    David Boon

  3. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    must have something to do with exponential growth of Lunux on desktops, which I am told is happening

    1. Re:Hmm by BlueCup · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'll miss you =(

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  4. To: Next Employer by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dude, you're getting a Dell.

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  5. Dude ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    i never have to work again or my family or my friends ....ever !

  6. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I bet you were saving that one for a SCO article, but couldn't wait two hours to post it. Fear not, we will hear more about our friend Darl soon. :)

  7. Check this out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Blonde chick with cute pussy

  8. Re:Dude.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Because it makes my family poor and my kids starve. There's no way I can compete with Sandeep making $400/year, no matter how much I retrain.

    To retrain, I'd save up money to live on, quit my job, go back to school, then hope the field I trained for wasn't sent to India. But, the problem with that is that this fucking McJob I have, thanks to the global "Race to the Bottom," barely covers bills, as it is. No room for savings.

    Eat my ass, cheap labor conservative. If it gets bad enough, those of us with guns will have start shooting free traitors to eat.

  9. Re:Just what Dell needs` by Sporkinum · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Gimme gimme gimme, need some more. Gimme gimme gimme, don't ask what for. Sitting here like a loaded gun, i'm waiting to go off. I've got nothing to do but shoot my mouth up. Gimme gimme gimme, give me some more. Gimme gimme gimme, dont ask what for. You know the world's got problems, i've got problems of my own. They ain't the kind that can't be solved with an atom bomb. Gimme gimme gimme, give me some more. Gimme gimme gimme, dont ask what for. You know i gotta go out, get something for my head. If i keep on doing this im gonna end up dead. Gimme gimme gimme, give me some more. Gimme gimme gimme, don't ask what for

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  10. Re:Damn. by operagost · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Not only is your sig a real troll for a simple slip of the tongue, but that syntax is acceptable in the U.K. So unless your intent was to insult a lot of Brits, you might want to change it.

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  11. Re:As long as they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Continue to make batter computers than those POS apples, I'll be happy.

    I mean they look like a fucking cheese grater.

    Mmmmmmmmm, apple cheese batter...

    ooouuuuaaarrrrgggghhhhhh *drools*