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Tokyo Narita Airport Gets PDA Voice Translators

commanderfoxtrot writes "According to the BBC, Narita airport can hire out PDAs capable of translating 50,000 Japanese and 25,000 English spoken words. This is all part of the e-Airport scheme at Narita: The speech-to-speech technology was developed by NEC, tested in Papero robots and then put in PDAs. ... Papero (Partner-Type Personal Robot), is the first robot to translate verbally between two languages in colloquial tongue."

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  1. Obligatory by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny

    "My hovercraft is full of eels."

    1. Re:Obligatory by thestarz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shouldn't that be: "All your hovercraft are belong to us eels"?

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  2. Re:This isn't new. by GTownBeast · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long did it take before the 14 year olds were getting it to talk dirty to passing people?

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  3. All base belong us. by blcamp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Narita airport can hire out PDAs capable of translating 50,000 Japanese and 25,000 English spoken words.


    Great. We're only going to catch *half* of what they are saying...


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    1. Re:All base belong us. by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 3, Funny


      No no. Don't you watch old Samurai flicks?

      50,000 words in just enough to ask where the men's room is.

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    2. Re:All base belong us. by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Funny
      Narita airport can hire out PDAs capable of translating 50,000 Japanese and 25,000 English spoken words.
      Great. We're only going to catch *half* of what they are saying...

      Tell me about it. I was transiting Narita Airport -- running really late -- when I first encountered one of these "translating" robot/PDAs.

      Anyway, it was getting late, and I was running later, and I was afraid I'd already missed my flight, because the airport was nearly deserted.

      I turned to one of the ground attendants, to see if I could still catch my plane, and I asked, what happen?

      This is how Japanese girl's little friendly-faced translating robot/PDA told me that all that evening's planes had already departed:

      The robot/PDA's main screen turn on and it said:

      How are you gentlemen !!
      All your plane are belong to us !!
      You have no chance to survive. Make your time !!
      HA HA HA HA.....
      Already take off every 'Zig'
      You know what you doing!
      Move 'Zig'
      For Great Justice !!

  4. other versions available? by solfood · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't wait for an English -> Pirate version or English -> Cajun version. and just imagine what a couple thousands of these things could do...

  5. Wait. by Stupid+White+Man · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will they be speaking ENGLISH or ENGRISH?

  6. Pardon me by sloptaco · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Pardon me, where's the restroom."

    -->"Kimi, bukkake demo yoroshii desyou ka?"

  7. another obligatory one by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten."

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  8. Options? by aero6dof · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you get the robot in a polished gold finish or in trash-can sized form factor for repair and interface?

  9. children are overrated by surreal-maitland · · Score: 5, Funny
    this thing is too cute. *and* it's useful. i'm going to buy a dozen in different languages. it's probably cheaper than having a couple of kids.

    i can't wait for "robots say the darnedest things"

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  10. Re:Just missed it! by Rosyna · · Score: 4, Funny

    I will be at Narita airport on March 31st. I will make sure to wear a camera around my neck and ask every one when Godzilla is next scheduled to attack.

  11. It will speak Engrish by Dusabre · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is a quote from the article (Engrish!):

    "Most certainly, it is absolutely ideal and it is most likely this technology will be utilised," - Chris Shimizu, NEC's corporate relations manager.

    If he's using it, then all his base belongs to us. If he's not, then perhaps he should.

  12. Oh boy. by t1nman33 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Thank for being to fly with us today! Happy! Are we to join you in this service to be your continued enjoyment! Isn't you the joyful? Coming with us to the skies of friendly ancestors!"

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  13. perfect... by coolguy81 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...now everyday can be like an old kung-fu flick

  14. Key phrases include... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    'Bear is driving? How can that be?'

    'Let me show you how kareoke is really done'

    'Could you direct me to the nearest bootleg toy store?'

    'Overweight anime fan seeks cute Japanese girlfriend.'

    'So, why don't you guys like the X-Box?'

    and

    'If I said I liked Princess Monoke, would you sit on my face?'

  15. Protocol Droids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So are the robot versions jealous if the PDA version catches on more?

    "That malfunctioning little twerp. This all his fault. He tricked me into going this way, but he'll do no better."

  16. It'l be Wizard! by BHS_Turf · · Score: 3, Funny
    "I have a bad feeling about this ... They are using a very primative dialect, but I do believe that they think I am some sort of god."
    1. - quote from first brass-plated Papero
  17. Remember the Babel fish... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 4, Funny

    by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.

    1. Re:Remember the Babel fish... by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 0, Funny

      This guy is a close second.

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  18. papero patting sensor by SilverSun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Papero has quite some features. Especially cute is the "Patting Sensor" in his forehead. I wonder if it has also a "Kicking Sensor" in his butt....

    Cheers

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  19. Re:ok, its friday, and a pay day, i'll bite... by sloptaco · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just to comment on the etymology of the word: this comes from a verb which describes the action of sloshing something against or onto another object. For example, taking a bucket of mud and sloshing it against the side of a house. I'm suprised (well not really) that some many people are familiar with this term. Once a friend of mine downloaded a movie from Kazaa with the title (Japanese bukakke) - before he knew what the term meant. He claimed he thought 'bukkake' might be some form of professional wrestling.

  20. Papero: "I'm a protocol droid..." by Total_Wimp · · Score: 2, Funny

    C3PO's great, great, great grandfather.

  21. Mirror by Mr_Silver · · Score: 3, Funny
    Here is a mirror of the BBC website, translated from English to German to French and back to English again for your amusement:
    Small robots with friendly faces helped outside in the development the handhelduebersetzungsgeraete with being tested by the pieces of race in Japan. The visitors, with the airport Narita de Tokio land, of the SIND in the situation to employ a device that the local weight for of Harnischfaeden can translate. The technology of speech of speech was developed by NEC, examined in the robots of Papero and sat down then in PDAs. Papero is the first capacity of hearing of universe and robots all-sieht, to speak in the situation zuSEIN, Unterhaltungscolloquialisms. * PDA-Mieteentwurf a part one of a broad project, EFlughafen, of international Japan hauptsaechlichflughafen it it majority of HalloHi-tech in the world to form.
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  22. All your base are belong....well...you know. by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Following to BBC, "you write commanderfoxtrot, as for the Narita Airport it can employ from PDAs which can translate the word where Japan of 50,000 and England of 25,000 spoke. This is part everything of e airport mechanism in Narita: Technology of speech was developed in speech by NEC, tested placed with the robot of Papero, and at PDAs. next... Papero (private robot partner type), being oral between two languages of tongue of the spoken language which is the first robot which it should translate. "

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  23. Re:Pervasiveness of English by kahei · · Score: 3, Funny

    Languages are born as quickly as they die, my friend.

    No, they aren't. That's why the number of live languages is decreasing quite rapidly.

    I love the way you put that patronizing 'my freind' on the end of a completely mindless statement, though :)

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