Gates on Spam
pvt_medic writes "Microsoft is proposing a new system that would require people to pay to send e-mails. Postage would be in the form of allowing others to use your computer to make calculations, similar to the SETi@home project. There are other systems being suggested that would include monetary stamps and people could decide on accepting an e-mail based off the value of the stamp. (story has great picture of Bill Gates as well)" Gates' proposed system will be Microsoft patent-encumbered, unsurprisingly.
I always knew he was smoking something!
Martha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. News at 11. This is Karma catching up to her.
Has anyone else noticed the alternate spellings Microsoft uses on their site for their name? So many ways to spell Mircosoft to choose from...
(yes sorry, slightly off topic, but I just noted this after NTK gave a similar link about the Guardian)
Gates was always an ugly man, but as he gets old, with that bowl haircut, he looks like Billy Bob Thornton's cousin in Sling Blade.
I guess Melissa dreams of the pool boy and all those zeros in her bank account.
It stinks worse outside my ass, then it does inside my ass chicken little.
Dear Letter,
I am a flaming homosexual who has a Macintosh G5 running OSX. Everyone has told me that I have ascended beyond the wildest fantasies of homosexuality with this choice. Should I just put a pistol into my mouth and pull the trigger or should I put your cock in my mouth and suck really hard until you spackle the back of my throat?
Love,
Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda