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British School Offers Elvish Lessons
Adair writes "A school in Birmingham, England is offering its students weekly after-hours lessons in Sindarin, a conversational form of Elvish invented by J.R.R. Tolkien and based on Welsh sounds." It won't be long now until the Klingon to Elvish translation books are produced.
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Tyler makes me think "heavy," "slow" and, forgive me, "stupid."
Not to mention "butt ugly" and "incompetent actress". Seriously, they could've gotten someone much better to play the part. Why they chose her, I'll never understand. And why the fanboys on Slashdot drool over her is completely beyond my comprehension. I mean, Natalie Portman is understandable (ok, she's not that hot, but she's at least attractive), but Liv Tyler is such a fucking stupid looking bitch...
I know god exists. I read it on the internet, so it must be true.
We students of the elvish tongues do not give a flying fuck about Klingon, and we resent your pretentiousness in assuming we do so.
Furthermore, Liv Tyler is a twit, as anyone who saw her at the Oscars or the Governor's Ball afterwards would attest to.
Naomi Watts now... now there's a different story...
and about as practical. Of course, this is a western canadian's POV.
"Is this just useless, or is it expensive as well?"
>> do the Welsh, Scots, and Irish all have a commond bond because of their oppression at the hands of the English?
I think most Scots would take exception to that remark. After all, England and Scotland were united by a Scottish king (James VI, known to the English as James I) and Scots have made a disproportionate contribution to British history since. Even today the Prime Minister (Blair) and Chancellor (Brown) are both Scottish. (And the leader of the opposition party is Welsh, as it happens.)
Also the Scots and the Irish have never got on well (not since the reformation, anyway). The "troubles" in northern ireland is basically an irish-scottish conflict - the pro-British unionists are almost all of scots descent. (And frankly, most English people are now sick to death of Northern Ireland and would be delighted to get rid of it. It's only the inconvenient fact that the majority of the population there still wants to be British that's getting in the way.)
>>I had always assumed that they would but the cultures seem pretty divergent from a distance.
It would be an odd response to someone else threatening your culture, to give it up to merge with another threatened culture.
The author of this post asserts his moral rights.
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WRT Saruman and the Uruk-Hai, you are in error. If you read the books closely, you will find that Uruk-Hai are also in the service of Mordor (specifically mentioned in The Two Towers), and there is no implication that Sauron got them from Saruman. The other way around, in fact, seems to me morelikely. There is speculation that Saruman has cross-bred Orcs and humans, however, the result was not Uruk-Hai. If you read carefully, ou will find that orcish humans such as the southerner at Bree who was associating with Bill Ferny, are believed to possibly have resulted from Saruman breeding humans and orcs. Perhaps Jackson simply made the same mistake you have, but in light of his wholesale changes in the story at other points, I doubt it.
Nor did Sauron create the orcs. They were created, or more accurately warped from elves, by Morgoth, of whom Sauron was merely a servant.
It is not made clear how the Uruk-Hai came into being. They may have been made from regular Orcs by Sauron, or they may have evolved on their own. Certainly, if it was beyond Sauron's ability to create the Uruk-Hai from regular orcs, it would have been even farther beyond Saruman's. None of the Istari, including Gandalf and Saruman, who were the mightiest, had the power or depth of lore possessed by Sauron.