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The Memory Masters
Vaystrem writes "Wired's Article 'The Masters of Memory' details the outcome of the recent U.S. Memory Championship ,where 'three dozen people who had, in just five minutes, memorized the positions of 52 cards in a shuffled deck and were now happily organizing cards in a new deck into the same order as the pack they had memorized.'" The article includes details of "the mind numbing upcoming world championship. Could you in a half hour 'memorize a random string of thousands of 1s and 0s'?" I'm still working on the mnemonic alphabet.
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Mod me flamebait, troll, whatever. But the fact is that the parent comment should not have been modded up. Why? Because it's obvious, hackneyed and frankly stupid. I know some geeks are supposed to be autistic, but for fuck's sake, I have an autistic friend and he wouldn't have found this funny. He'd probably have made a disapproving murmur. Fucking hell, do you moderators ever stop smoking the fucking $3 crack?
i think a lot of people with mod points would be good at this contest. uh oh! definately not good. uh oh!
I think the blurb is wrong...the Wired article is actually titled "The Idiot-Savants" and the competition is called "Useless Party Tricks".