Peter Jackson Says "Hobbit" Movie In The Works
Patik writes "'Lord of the Rings' Director Peter Jackson is planning to film 'The Hobbit,' according to this Associated Press article. Jackson, who is currently filming 'King Kong', is waiting for New Line and MGM, the two studios with rights to the film, to battle it out for rights to make the prequel. Jackson also mentions wanting the movie to feel just like the LOTR trilogy, including having Ian McKellen return as Gandalf." (This is better than just hinting.)
You mean Tolkien's estate is gonna let Jackson rape yet another one of JRR's masterpieces? Wow, that was the best joke to come out of Slashdot yet. Better than the usual HURR M$ SUX0RS!!!1! crap you guys put out.
Wait, it's not a joke?
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Let's see what topics are on Slashot, that supposedly define a 'geek':
- Elvish language
- Hobbit movie
- Manga comics
Yeahhhh right...
Who runs Slashdot anyway - are they into new age shit or what?
I completely agree. I'm sure you could've done a much better job than Jackson did.
I know god exists. I read it on the internet, so it must be true.
when kk falls on its ass.
I suspect we could spend years searching the textual outpourings of the deeply uneducated before finding such a gem again. I commend it to you.
I feel honoured to have been present at a paradigm shift.
(*) Clearly a native speaker - the wild, astonishing misuse of 'there' proves it.
I have no worries about The Hobbit. I'm psyched.
Psyched for the fat git to...
1. leave out most of the beginning
2. add in a twee love story
3. mess around with the characters
4. mess around with the plot
5. leave out the ending
Piss off and fall off a cliff Peter Jackson you fucking great wanker.