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AT&T Wireless Phone "Upgrades" Aren't

An anonymous reader writes "AT&T Wireless is requiring customers in parts of California and New York and elsewhere to "upgrade" their phones and offering free replacements. The catch? In most cases the upgrades have worse features than the phones they're replacing."

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  1. GNAA FP by lysol lysol lysol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant
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  2. news to MORON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    trolling the trolls will not have much success.

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    Also, arent you a hypocrite for spending all day trying to uselessly stop lysol from posting?

  3. Operator requiring phone replacing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I'm not from the US and the strange part about all this is that don't the "customers" actually own their phones? Are they property of the teleoperator?

    If the answer is really "yes", this must be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.