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Hand-Powered Hardware?

quiddity writes "Following the Goofy USB Devices post, one has to know what can be self-powered when the batteries all die. You can handcrank your Gameboy, recharge your cellphone or pda (even grandpa), wind up a webserver (with minions, a beowulf..), see in the dark, and project a movie. What else can we propel through the next blackout/apocalypse?" Some of these devices have have been on Slashdot before; what cool hand-powered tech hasn't been and should be?

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  1. Masturbation by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 5, Funny
    "You can handcrank your Gameboy, recharge your cellphone or pda (even grandpa), wind up a webserver"

    So that's what they're calling it these days...........

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    1. Re:Masturbation by mvdw · · Score: 5, Funny

      We have a euphemism for masturbation around here: "Charging the Torch". Obvious, really, when you see the hand-powered torch demonstrated...

    2. Re:Masturbation by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dude, I am NOT hand-cranking my grandpa.

  2. I burn Beowulf to get energy.. by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, I use Beowulf to power my server.

    Every day, I toss in the pallets of discarded Beowulf pallets from geeks who though it told you how to build a redundant array of inexpensive computers (RAIC). ...

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  3. Re:Hand Powered Computer by k4_pacific · · Score: 4, Funny
    Of course, with Broadband over power lines you would need a hand-cranked internet connection too.

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  4. Get paid to view porn! by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sell energy back to your local utility!

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  5. Someone ought to patent this idea! by The+Other+White+Meat · · Score: 4, Funny


    I think it would be really cool if someone would invent a two wheeled electric scooter, with a seat, and add pedals, so you could charge the battery. That way, instead of constantly going home to recharge, you could just hop on, turn the pedals, and ride it all day...

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  6. Re:Hand-Cranked Generator by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 3, Funny

    It worked pretty well: we were able to power a boom box, a Game Boy Advance, a small water pump, a large light, and a few other items.

    Did you friend manage to get rid of the cramps in his arm?

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  7. Mice power by brejc8 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why hand power it when you can get mice to do it for you

  8. Re:Four by Drathus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Doesn't that make five?

    1 + 3 + 1 ?

    *has a flash back to the movie Clue. "1 + 2 + 1 + 1"*

  9. Re:Considering how people flail and pound on butto by reidbold · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you can figure out a way to convert such a paltry amount of heat into useable electricity, tell me, and we'll both be billionaires.

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  10. Re:Telephone line powered stuff by Magus311X · · Score: 3, Funny

    Got to love the glow-in-the-dark telco-powered vibrator for "sore muscles". Guess some chicks can't even make it through a power outage!

    Love the anecdote though...

    "Last time I was in LA, I had to walk down eight flights of stairs with two big bags to check out of the hotel that had been without power twice during my stay. The vibrator would have really helped my muscles after that stressful hotel stay!"

    There's muscles down there, but c'mon, they weren't worked hard from carrying bags.

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  11. Re:Universal Battery Replacement? by Polo · · Score: 5, Funny
    You don't need any of those things!!

    You just need a coconut shell!

    As a matter of fact, there are lots of things you can do with:
    • bamboo
    • coconuts
    • vines
    • palm fronds
    • seashells

    and of course, Some Basic Ingenuity...
  12. Re:Universal Battery Replacement? by cosmol · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's not a DC generator! You've just got two coconut halves and you're banging 'em together!

  13. Re:Universal Battery Replacement? by paganizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, you could use a bank of huge caps and a bank of coils in a big LC circuit.
    sort of keep the magic smoke trapped in a continuing cycle.
    Might have some loss to heat, and I would use REALLY good conducters, to avoid that whole "lightning bolt" problem.
    it's not technically a battery, and as a added benny, you could do neat light shows.

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