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quiddity writes "Following the Goofy USB Devices post, one has to know what can be self-powered when the batteries all die. You can handcrank your Gameboy, recharge your cellphone or pda (even grandpa), wind up a webserver (with minions, a beowulf..), see in the dark, and project a movie. What else can we propel through the next blackout/apocalypse?" Some of these devices have have been on Slashdot before; what cool hand-powered tech hasn't been and should be?
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Animal sex is not illegal in Sweden, and every year between 200 and 300 pets are injured because of sexual assaults.
The estimate was presented by Svenska Veterinarforbundet, the Swedish veterinary organization, and it is now trying to make the authorities and the public more aware of animals? suffering. The organization claim the problem has increased during the last couple of years, even if most people are unaware of it.
"We have seen an increase since 1999 when child pornography became illegal," said Johan Beck-Friis. "It appears, in other words, as there are some people who have replaced children with animals. In both circumstances, it is sex with defenceless individuals."
The injuries inflicted on animals after sexual assaults are of the same character of those children get. Beck-Friis said that the most common injuries are wounds on the sex organs and blisters.
The fact that animal sex is becoming an increasing problem can be indicated by the mere fact that there is an increasing selection of animal porn at video rentals and there an increasingly number of websites with animal pornography is surfacing.
No one knows for sure how many animals that are abused, but a British study from 2001 indicates that every 20th dog or cat that receives treatment at veterinaries, the injuries are not a result of a direct accident, but the animal has been inflicted the injury as a result of a sexual assault.
http://slashdot.org/articles/02/07/24/1628214.shtm ls htm l
http://slashdot.org/articles/01/06/18/1953203.
But then that's the nature of masturbation jokes. The universe is funny that way.
first it starts out as software. the you power it a bit, one-handedly, and it becomes hardware.
Of course, one might posit that it already IS.
You are not the customer.
Parent's sig has a redirect to goatse.cx.
These hand-crank devices might be good for the iPod when the battery dies. Sure beats paying Apple $430 to replace the battery.
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