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Navy Unveils Polyglot Chat For Iraq

An anonymous reader writes "According to ScienceBlog, the U.S. Office of Naval Research, trying to keep friendly armies in Iraq from accidentally blowing each other to smithereens, is helping create software that connects instant messaging (IM) with machine translation (MT). The result: Chat software to be used in Iraq that automatically translates your messages into the correct language of the reader, called the the Coalition Chat Line - it's 'getting rave reviews from U.S. and allied-coalition personnel.'"

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  1. chat you say? by plams · · Score: 5, Funny
    ArmyGuy26: a/s/l? ^_^
    GunD00de: 28/m/over here!
    ArmyGuy26: LOL! almost blew ur head off!
  2. This is why the Iraqi citizens dislike Americans by cmburns69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What we say: "We want to help you."

    What they hear: "All your base are belong to us!".

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  3. Maybe now... by CamSauce · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe now the guy that works at the pizza place can finally understand my order. When does the public get this software?

  4. Re:Machine translation? by Seehund · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Mil Spec version of this story, courtesy of Babelfish:

    An anonymous reader writes "in accordance with of ScienceBlog, the office of the research of the blue marine and the tests, of the roast meat in the United States the friendly armies in Iraq of the disturbance that to maintain those cause smithereens, to the application software locally those the communication (IM) immediately with a machine translation (M.Ue.), to attention. The result: One automatically translates of Plaudern in Iraq the software, those his publicity in the correct language of the reader, the city of Koalition-Schwaetzchen-Linie - ' it receives from Raveberichte of the United States and the coalition of the alliance of the personnel '

    Mmmmmmm.... Roast meat!

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  5. Ah, English by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two nations no longer divided by a common language

    Indeed. I can't tell you how many fights erupt when a Brit asks a Yank for a cigarette.

    1. Re:Ah, English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's worse when a Brit offers a ciggarette.

      "Fancy a fag, mate?"