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Microsoft Customers Get No Bang for Buck
sammy baby writes "Software missing its ship date is commonplace enough that it's usually only mentioned for yuks. However, subscribers to Microsoft's Software Assurance program are discovering that it can have some very real repercussions. According to NetworkWorld, many licencees are discovering that due to slipping release dates, many thousands of dollars spent on these contracts have brought them zero return."
Anyone who's been paying attention would know that signing up for the Duke Nukem Software Assurance Program was a bad idea.
"Give the manufacturer your money and tell him that he can send you your stuff whenever he's done with it"
It's more like, give them your money and tell them to send you your stuff whever it's done, but if it's more than a year from now...just keep the money.
Chaos, panic, disorder...my work here is done.
"On the other hand, there's one born every minute."
That might have been true in the 1800s but not any more.
(figures are approximate)
If one supported some hypothetical 'involuntary human extinction project' and arranged for 250,000 people to die this would only delay the population growth rate by about a day.
I reckon its more like 'one born every 5 seconds'
In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
many thousands of dollars spent on these contracts have brought them zero return.
Why, just in the last few months they got Blaster and Bagel and MyDoom and Skynet and...
John Conner: Boss, our customers realize they have been ripped off.
Bill Gate: We've seen this problem before. We'll just release Service Pack 5 as a new OS. It's new if we say it is. Have Marketing design a new splash screen. That will fool all those bumpkins.
John Conner: <snicker> You're right again Bill!
Bill Gate: Yes I am, because I am smarter than everyone else.
John Conner: Then do you think you could help me out? My mother, Sarah, is being chased by a cybernetic killing machine sent from the future...
Liberals call everyone Nazis yet they are the closest thing to it.
"Hey, boss, Microsoft gave you nothing for something. Now check out this OOo stuff, where you get something for nothing."
If all this should have a reason, we would be the last to know.
Sorry, I thought this was Fark for a second.
I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
Contracts are what you use against your customers.
Duh.
In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
MSDN Subscription: $2,000
Windows XP License Agreement x 200: $12,000
Office License Agreement x 200: $20,000
Being Bill Gates and laughing all the way to the bank for having to provide nothing extra: Priceless
For all your price gouging and junk software there's Microsoft. For everything else, there's Open Source.
In the interests of political correctness, the Microsoft's lawyers insisted on using the phrase "anal induced shafting."
Contract law- it can be a bloody/shitty business.
Will they follow with XP Revolutions? Will either be as well-received as the original?
Microsoft C*O of your choice: "Hey, those Matrix movies were cool! Everybody liked all of those! Let's use that for a naming scheme!"
No one who has posted here seems to realize how this Microsoft policy was designed. Some very smart Microsoft people sat down and spent months deciding the best way to sell Linux. They deserve praise for their success.
Well designed software is hugely simple.
Or conversely; Poorly designed software is simply huge!
Windows ME for the NT generation.
MENTOS?
OK, I know, I know, not funny.