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Let's mush a few things together into a nice pink rectangular solid: ipandithurts writes "The FTC Chair Timothy Muris doubts the ability of the "CAN SPAM" law to stop SPAM." ElementCDN writes "The Ottawa Citizen has a story on Bernard Balan the King of Spam. Bernard has closed up shop and moved to cottage country near Huntsville, Ontario." CactusMan writes "CTV (among others) is reporting that a Ontario trio has been named in a suit filed by Yahoo under the new CAN-SPAM legislation. Yahoo is claiming that the father and two sons were 'responsible for sending millions of unsolicited messages to users of the company's e-mail service.'" ilsa writes "According to this AP article, as much as 19% of e-mail sent by commercial entities never reaches its destination. 'Promotions and greeting cards were the types of messages most likely to disappear, the study found.' Although this study may have been intended to be alarming, forgive me for thinking this may not be a bad thing." Reader chrisbtoo responds to an earlier spam story: "In today's story about Spam solutions, monstroyer challenged people to crack the Spam Interceptor Captcha. Turns out it was pretty easy." Finally, we can't fail to mention an attempt at making the world's largest spam musubi.

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  1. spam musubi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "nearly 800 cups of rice, more than 1,300 slices of the canned lunchmeat and almost 600 feet of seaweed wrap" anyone else feel a little sick after reading that ? ;p

  2. Wow, they requested this? by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    e-mail recipients risk losing newsletters and promotions they've requested.

    Who with an ounce of sense would request any sort of e-mail promotion, given the tendency those things have to multiply of those accord? Don't answer that.

    1. Re:Wow, they requested this? by IO+ERROR · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The truth is, SOMEBODY is buying penis enlargers and breast kits, otherwise nobody would bother sending out such spam in the first place.

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    2. Re:Wow, they requested this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Who with an ounce of sense would request any sort of e-mail promotion, given the tendency those things have to multiply of those accord?

      Precisely! But you'd be surprised (no, probably not) at just how many people do subscribe to "promotional offers" mailing lists. From their work email address. So they're wasting their employers' time and resources by doing this.

    3. Re:Wow, they requested this? by tanguyr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      True, and it only takes one or two people purchasing the product to pay for a spam mailing of a million mails. Spam exists because it is cost effective. Spam will go away when it is no longer cost effective.

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    4. Re:Wow, they requested this? by IO+ERROR · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Even if nobody buys it, spam will still exist, because spammers think exactly like you do..

      Believe it or not, it DOES cost some small amount of money to send spam. Or promotional email. Or marketing communications. Or whatever you want to call it. The amount may be negligible, but nobody's going to spend money for zero return. The truth is, some people DO respond to spam, in sufficient numbers to make it profitable for the spammers. If they didn't, there would be no reason to send spam.

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    5. Re:Wow, they requested this? by pla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who with an ounce of sense would request any sort of e-mail promotion, given the tendency those things have to multiply of those accord? Don't answer that.

      I've answered you not because I disagree, but to add a bit to your point.

      You have pointed out what I consider a major flaw in most companies' marketing strategy; namely, assuming I want to know about product updates.

      When I want a new product, I search for it on the web. I read a number of independant reviews to find the "best" product to meet my needs, then I use a few price search engines to find the best price on that product, then I buy it from the cheapest place that doesn't have half its users complaining about their service.

      So, now, marketing gurus, take note of that process. Notice where mass mailings from your company fit in? Bingo, they do not. Not even a little. In fact, if I find your mass mailings just a tad too spam-like (or if I EVER notice you've sold my address, which I can tell since I use disposeable email addresses), you can guarantee that I will never buy from you again, even if you do have the best price, and will also warn anyone that asks my advice (which for the typical geek means "almost everyone they know") to avoid you as well.

      So, my suggestions...

      1) Stop bothering us with mail, immediately. You waste your time, our time, bandwidth, and may well incur our "squirrely wrath".

      2) List yourself on every price search engine you can find. At the very least, list yourself in Pricegrabber, NexTag, and shopper.com. And If you sell PC hardware and don't list through Pricewatch, consider yourself as good as nonexistant to me. Seriously, if any marketing folks read this and only remember one point, re-read this one. List with price search sites, or vanish.

      3) Don't piss off your customers. If you list a product at a given price, you'd better actually have it, and have it for the listed price (or better, I won't fault any company for that). If you make me wait an obscenely long time to get it, I will cancel my order after the third day it doesn't ship. If you give me the runaround because I don't want your crappy accessories and extended warranties, not only will I cancel my order, I will report you for bait-and-switch; additionally, if you ship via US mail, you commit felony mail fraud (which I will also report you for) by taking longer than two weeks to ship (regardless of whether or not you try to avoid this by some cheesy "6 to 8 weeks" disclaimer). Overall though, if you run a legit operation, none of that will apply. Just list what you have, honor your prices, and don't treat your customers like sheep (even though most of them probably act like it, and will buy anything you tell them to, enough people will get pissed to provide plenty of negative feedback for me to find).

    6. Re:Wow, they requested this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, no, no!

      Nobody is buying penis enlargers or breast kits.

      People are buying unspecified "business opportunities" where the initial marketing premise is that you can have a home-based business (FREE info tells you to send $40.00 for more info, etc.)

      The leaf-nodes in this system do the spamming, until they fail to get rich, and some of them realize the way to make money is to create new victims, er, leaf nodes.

    7. Re:Wow, they requested this? by schon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      nobody's going to spend money for zero return.

      Which is entirely beside the point.

      The point is even with zero return, people will still spend money if they think the return will be non-zero.

      And you know why they'll think that spam has positive return? because they see spam, and reason 'the other guys wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't making them money.'

    8. Re:Wow, they requested this? by qtp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Either that or some body is paying people to spam flood the net in hopes that there will be regulation and monitoring of email, and possibly an opportunity to create a newer, lucrative, replacement to the smtp protocol.

      I know that's more than a little paranoid, but the high number of "charge for every email", "pay for a certificate", and "provide a list of all of your users including realname" proposals that have been floated this year looks more than a little suspicious.

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  3. CAN Spam stupid by broothal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hang out in various anti-spam communities (news.admin.net-abuse.email and some IRC channesl) and most of us (tinu) agrees that (I) Can Spam is pretty clueless. Now, I'd like to hear comments from someone who's not an anti-spam zealot. Is there anyone who thinks Can Spam is worth the paper it's written on? (Anyone not associated with Direct Marketing).

  4. Re:Return Path numbers are low by tanguyr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And if your one of the,"oh, it can't be more than five or ten", companies in the world that is using E-mail as part of your business processes, whether for sales, marketing, customer service, CRM, purchase or account notifications, etc... well then, hell yeah it matters.

    Well, if you are using e-mail as a *critical* part of your business process then you must have a back up plan: like it or not e-mails get lost, there is no guaranteed delivery (e-fedEx?) ,no standardized way of handling return receipts, not to mention the whole grey area of whether emails represent legally binding documents. Check out those disclaimers in your inbox. Any e-commerce site sends you email notifications on your order's status, but they're also available on your account page - ssl encrypted, password authenticated. And you can call customer support for the same info. /t

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  5. Some things are unstoppable by superpulpsicle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1.) SPAM

    2.) P2P

    3.) Pop ups

    4.) Virus

    Just when US companies think they have it figured out, some kid in a bedroom will figure out a new way to distribute smarter ones.

  6. spam wars by ocularDeathRay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am beginning to think we can't ever get rid of spam through legal measures. I am not an expert on the subject... an I admit that I haven't paid that much attention to it. IT just feels like this is gonna be another case where the US or any other country can't control the global internet. We make it illegal and it isn't going to go away... it might go overseas...

    I am convinced that the answer lies in spam filtration. If we stay one technological step ahead of the spammers, they will have to find some other way to make money. I suppose the next problem will be that not all email providers will implement the filters.. but having free software out there to do it will surely increase the number of filtered servers out there.

    I think that clients with built in filters (see like stuff from mozilla are a good option). If more people would use these type of clients, it would really hurt spammers.

    I have an email address that I have been using for a while now and I have not yet recieved ANY spam (thanks to the good admins of that server I am sure). So if more servers were like that one spam could be a thing of the past.

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  7. I can't stand it anymore! by DF5JT · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Pray tell, when will there be the day when people, governments, institutions and lawmakers understand that SPAM, worms, viruses and trojans are coming from ONE single corporation?

    Let's take a look at some facts:

    - ALL trojans that hijack machines run Microsoft operating systems
    - ALL webbrowsers that run unwanted executables to hijack machines come from Microssoft
    - ALL harmful viruses of the last five years EXCLUSIVELY attack Microsoft programs
    - ALL current worms that bring down machines are targetted to infect - you guessed it.

    What the hell is this discussion about? Get rid of this crap and the discussion becomes obsolete.

    1. Re:I can't stand it anymore! by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you normalized your "facts" by relating the number of exploits to the number of installations

      Not relevant. He was talking about the number of vulnerabilities, not the number of machines affected. If he complained about the millions of instances of infected hosts, then you'd have a point.

      If Linux were as popular as Windows is today, it would be just as plagued by security holes.

      You're diregarding the fact that UNIX has had people probing it for security holes long before MS even offered TCP/IP in their standard product.

      UNIX had a bunch of these kinds of problems years ago, (Robert Morris' Great Internet Worm being one of the more well-known examples) and sendmail used to sprout a new remote-root exploit every couple of weeks for a while there, but the proof of the pudding is in the eating, and today a security exploit in a UNIX system is notable for its rarity.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:I can't stand it anymore! by Tor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If Linux were as popular as Windows is today, it would be just as plagued by security holes.

      First, wrong. Apache runs 60%-70% of the world's web servers, yet MS II has far more security holes (at least judging by # of exploits). Following your logic, this would not be the case.

      Second, what that generates spam zombies is not really "security holes" in general, but more than anything, a particular type of exploit, namely viruses (virii?). These are nearly exclusive to Windows. (Indeed, by some accounts, Linux installations on the internet are more exploited than Windows installations -- discounting viruses. Take it with a grain of salt, but you get the idea - we are not talking about "security" in general).

      Third, even though Windows may be more widely used by home users than Linux, most crackers ("evil hackers") are more familiar with the world of UNIX and Linux -- typically these OSes are their own tools of choice. Moreover, the source code for Linux (and *BSD) is widely available, and so any holes are much easier to find. (You saw that based only a tiny fraction of the Windows source code, leaked to only a tiny fraction of the worlds cracker population, several new "critical" exploits surfaced within days, if not hours).

      -tor

  8. Re:19% of commercial email? At least! by mugnyte · · Score: 2, Insightful


    If your customers are that valuable in their purchasing habits...why not simply direct them to a web site to pull the information? Then you can stop emailing people and they will read your web site if you are truely competative. For the most part, this avoid 19% loss -> 0% loss.

    I think nobody should be using the email protocol for commercial purposes. It's just so much push technology that is waste and bog. "on demand" seems to be much more suitable for volume.

    When people sign up "to get periodic updates about our products" they are opting-in for another type of spam, but it's still scatter that seems misguided to me. Why not just ask people to come back? You could email them the address and everything else once, but they usually already have that from a puchase receipt.

    peh

  9. How to get rid of spam by legal means by Animats · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It can be done. Just follow the money. Make banks that issue merchant accounts financially responsible for the spam of their merchants. After all, they're profiting from it. Visa and MasterCard together have the power to stop spam dead.

    Going offshore won't help, if the banking system is forced to cooperate. The credit card system can collect chargebacks from faraway merchants without much trouble.

  10. MD5 encryption of do-not-spam list by Skapare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Submitting an email address to the "do-not-spam list" risks that address leaking to foreign spammers (or domestic spammers operating in a foreign country). They would know the address is "for real" so they would be happy to add it to the lists they sell.

    If the email addresses were distributed in MD5 encrypted format, it would be a little harder for spammers to do much else with it. Of course, as they scan their list to see who is on the "do-not-spam list", they can still sell those addresses to others (outside the US) as "for real". They won't get to know about new addresses from the list, but they will get to know whether or not new addresses gained from other places is real or maybe not.

    Perhaps better would be to limit the list to domain names only. The domain name owner would have to authorize being on the list, but then it would specify any email address with any username part would be effectively listed. And even still, it would be MD5 encrypted so spammers aren't handed a list of domain names.

    Ultimately, it will have very little effect (big time spammers will move operations to outside the US), and have some problems (spammers will be detecting many "for real" addresses in this). The real solution is to send spammers to the gallows.

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  11. Re:19% of commercial email? At least! by jrumney · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When do they come back? I wouldn't want to keep checking a website just in case there was something new there this week. If I an genuinely interested in something, then I don't mind signing up to hear that there is an update. Maybe you college students have time to go looking for new things every day, but I don't.

  12. Re:Holy Shit! by bigberk · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You can make that much money being a spammer?
    I know you're joking, but others look at the figures and think to themselves that they could be rich spammers too. Here's my advice:

    Don't try making a career out of sending spam. You're not going to be a big-shot spammer; you're going to be employeed as a big spammer's bitch to do the dirty work that would otherwise get the big-shot spammer thrown in jail or hunted down and harassed by an angry anti-spam activist.

    For 99.999% of wanna-be-spammers, there is no profit to be made. They lose their Internet accounts, become the targets of some very angry people. Some anti-spammers will stalk you, show up at your house with a gun, or otherwise make sure that they make your life miserable. Even if you don't face this vigilante justice, you may get in trouble for system intrusion or fraud (a criminal offense). Remember that you can't send spam without breaking rules; almost all spamming involves at least theft of resources.

    Don't get used by big-time spammers. Don't sign up to do their dirty work for them; you will take the fall, and come out with nothing except hurt.
  13. Re:Seriously, though... by ElizabethP · · Score: 2, Insightful