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Smarter Children Through Food Supplements
An anonymous reader writes "Baby rats (mmm...baby rats) fed a little extra choline in utero popped out with brain cells dramatically bigger and faster than pups who didn't receive the supplement. Duke University researchers say the implications are profound for humans and the future of learning."
Oh, by the way......all of what I said above and.......First post.
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It's that stuff you put in your swimming pool. I guess if you want smart kids, you should go swimming a lot.
No, you don't understand. The white lab mice are already performing experiments on us. In fact, the Earth was created at their behest. We merely form part of the matrix that is meant to determine the question to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions.
A bunch of Super intelligent, yet hyperactive and ruthless 9 year olds, with ultra fast reflexes and photographic memory, but total lack of self-control and morals, begins their master plan of taking over the world.
Too bad their diabolical plan is easily foiled by a single dude with a strobe light. (If you read what this did the rat's brain, the rats are probably all epileptic)
I for one welcome our autistic and epileptic overlords.
Oh, by the way......all of what I said above and.......First post. :-)
Well, somebody's been taking his choline supplements today....