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MySQL Writes Exception for PHP in License
ryanjensen writes "According to an article on News.com, MySQL wrote an exception into its license to allow PHP to use its libraries. From the article: 'Because MySQL owns copyright to all the MySQL code, it can include additional license provisions to its software. The new provision, called the Free and Open Source Software License Exception, enables people to use MySQL client libraries with other open-source projects under other open-source licenses other than the GPL.'"
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FAGS! ROFL! ROR!
***Here are some of the imdb.com reviews for "Gay Niggers From Outer Space":
p hp
s _s tory_p.html
Summary: The best homosexual racial minority sci-fi film ever.
"Morten Lindbergs classic cult short, Gay Niggers From Outer Space is one of
the first short films to really stick to what the title suggests. From the
time the first gay nigger walked onto the screen up until the final intense
climax with the Tourette's Syndrome Kingdom in Outer Space, it's filled with
dark comedy, action and plenty of suspense. "
"Gay Niggers from Outer Space is a masterpiece of a film. No other film
portraits emotions as majestically and stunningly since The Legend of Nigger
Charley and Home Alone II. With a cast of all-star African niggers and a
director with Kubrick potential, it is no wonder that Gay Niggers from Outer
Space is marked the greatest film of all time."
"From the very first scene where Gay Nigger Harris throws up on his own face
and commits suicide, to the climactic scene where Nigger Ralph Nader and
Nigger Humphrey Bogart fight over the last hashbrown and pick cotton til
their noses bleed, Gay Niggers from Outer Space is the most magical
portrayal of gay niggers open to the public."
***However, no mention is made of the hazadous lifestyle of gay niggers,
so the following is an attempt to explain those hazards in layman's terms:
Despite cries to the contrary in the media, AIDS is still primarily a gay
and black disease. The media loves to report the "growing epidemic" among
whites, when in fact the rate of infection among heterosexual whites is
dropping off significantly year by year. The media though, reports only the
TOTAL current infection rate, not the RELATIVE. So while there are more
cases each year, the RATE of infection is dropping quickly. Except for the
gay/nigger communities, where it's skyrocketing.
Why does AIDS seem to target gays and niggers so much more so than whites
and straights? Anal sex. The anus was not designed to accommodate vigorous
penetration as occurs in anal sex. Unlike the vagina, the anus has very
delicate membranes, which damage easily. Couple that with the fact that
sperm contains immune system suppressing chemicals. That's why the sperm is
not treated as a foreign protein in the vagina...because of the immune
suppressing effects of the sperm cells. Without this effect, pregnancy
could not occur, as the sperm would be attacked as a foreign protein.
In the anus, sperm has the same immune suppressing effect. During anal sex,
the anal wall is torn and open lesions form. Because there is little if any
sensory nerve endings in the anus, this damage often goes unnoticed. The
sperm then induce their immune suppressing effect, and the stage is set.
Various bacteria both beneficial and infectious dwell in the colon, as well
as viral matter. When the anus is ripped open, exposing the blood to the
immune suppressing chemicals in the sperm, and the viral matter passed
along with it, infection is virtually assured.
***So does the skyrocketing rate of AIDS infection mean that there are
skyrocketing rates of gay niggers???
***Not exactly, because most White people don't realize that a large
percentage of nigger males are bisexual. It's a great irony considering all
of their macho posturing and affectations. They tend to admire the male
physique, and when no women are present, they will hip-hop dance with each
other. Any port in a storm will do, because da' brotha's just gots ta
have it!!! Then they pass along the virus to their wives, girlfriends, and
family members.
***Here is a story about this phenomenon from "The Village Voice":
http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0123/wright.
And for the Toronto Gay Niggers:
http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2001-08-16/new
Modern Linux distributions such as SuSE 9 and Mandrake 10 are easy if not easier than those two, come with comprehensive manuls and everything. Just insert the CD, follow the intructions that appear on the screen, and in half an hour later, your installation is complete wiith a fully working desktop environment!
Please tell me WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THEM BEFORE LYING!
As relational databases go, MySQL is utter crap. Even in the realm of open-source databases, there are better choices. Just because it's *possible* to do some jobs with MySQL, doesn't mean that it's a good idea. Anything that can be done with MySQL could be done as well or better with MS-Access. No one in their right mind would consider building a serious web application around Access, but people think using MySQL is ok for some bizarre reason.
Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
Most PHP coders are not even scriptkiddie level. Most of them barely even know HTML. Spend a day on the php-general list serve and you'll see.
I'd say there are thousands more Perl and C script kiddies out there than there are PHP ones.
Or maybe you're just jealous cause you're still hanging on to Perl like that old pair of shoes that still fits really good. Either way, PHP is here to stay, so deal with it.
Anyone building dynamic websites with anything else is wasting time.
PostGreSQL
I don't know why all you morons are so slavishly attached to MySQL. I know from my own benchmarks on tests designed to emulate my web page's usage that PostGreSQL is faster. It's much more SQL standards compliant.
Have you ever noticed that LinuxJournal, LinuxToday, etc, are always pumping out MySQL articles ? I think that it has something to do with MySQL's corporate money.
Have you ever noticed they similarly push PHP to the hilt ? And that PHP is ungoddly slow, lacking features of the most moderately advanced interpreters, so that is runs slower if your variable names are longer ? Or that it is so unoptimizes that for() and do { } while () loops with the same conditions have wildly different run times ? And that Zend helply sells a COMMERCIAL optimizer ? You think maybe most of the guys working on PHP have no incentive to speed it up, because their paychecks are paid by selling a closed source application to speed it up ?
Notice that according to posts on comp.lang.php and elsewhere, the new PHP 5 actually got slower, not faster.
You know, maybe it's time for you fuckers to wake up. Read the licenses of your software and follow the money.