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Titan Missile Complex Up for Sale

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the most-people-think-he's-insane dept.

ckeck writes "Take a look at this, some guy in Washington State is auctioning off a 'Titan Missile Complex' on eBay. I don't know if this is a fake auction or not, but I already talked to the gentleman running the auction on the phone and plan to take a visit to the complex! This would be an awesome place to live! Check it out here." Looks like he bought it in 1999.

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  1. Time to move :) by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 5, Funny

    Checklist:

    1. Move to Missile Complex
    2. Change name to Dr. Evil
    3. Hold the world hostage
    4. Profit

    See, I didn't use a ??? part, they are so lame ;)

    --
    This is the sig that says NI (again)
  2. Pack the bags! by edwardd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Honey, we're moving to Washington!!!

    Imagine mapping this (your HOUSE) for a Quake / Unreal map!!

  3. He also sold... by MarkMcLeod · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did anyone look at the auctions he's had before?

    Jack Hammer of some sort... $360
    Camera Flash... $12.50
    Camera Bag.. $14.95

    "Oh..Yah..I have a giant nuclear testing facility too...Four Million Dollars..."

    1. Re:He also sold... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Jack Hammer of some sort... $360

      Well now you know how he found it.

  4. Are Russian customers allowed there? =) by garick · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder, whether our Russian militaries can buy the complex to keep missiles closer to their targets? :)

  5. Terms He Didn't Disclose... by vudufixit · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. No shipping. Local pickup only. 2. To avoid stiff fees, PayPal will not be accepted. 3. Checks will be given ten days to clear. 4. Non-paying bidders without ABM defenses will be given NEGATIVE FEEDBACK.

  6. I'd be scared by scragz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just think of all the Chinese/Russian missiles still pointed at your bedroom.

  7. Re:visit to the bank by WesG · · Score: 5, Funny

    We could recreate scene's from Half-Life within the silo complex. I want to be Gordon!

    I can see it know...(cheesy guy looking up as the camera blurs/wave effect)

    "Nothing you need to worry about, Gordon. Go ahead."

    "I have just been informed that the sample is ready, Gordon. It should be coming up to you any moment now. Look to the delivery system for your specimen."

    "Standard insertion for a nonstandard specimen. Go ahead, Gordon. Slot the carrier into the analysis port."

    "Gordon! Get away from the beams!"

    Oh the fun we could have....:-)