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A Law Show Set 25 Years from Now
aaron240 writes "CBS will be airing a pilot of a new show called 'Century City' tonight, Tuesday, March 16th. CNN has the story. The executive producer, Ed Zuckerman, had this to say about the future state of the law in America: 'Our future is a positive future. We assume that things are basically going to get better, progress will continue,' Zuckerman says. 'There will be problems -- new inventions, new technologies will bring with them difficulties -- but it's a bright future.' He also makes it clear that 'This is not a 'Blade Runner''. Is there any chance it will offer a decent treatment of the issues Open Source advocates worry about today? If he's so positive, could he possibly know anything about software patents to say nothing of SCO?"
I touched my junk liberally. I strapped myself in to my 1986 Pontiac Fiero GT and I couldnt keep my offensive hands off of myself. I was performing many red flag touches. I couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. I told myself the city would not approve of me pleasuring myself in public. Can you believe it? I did all this. I picked myself off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in my 1986 Pontiac Fiero GT's passenger seat, and I just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls. They definately were red flag touches. the goddamn referee I had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time I touched my junk but did I care? NO WAY! I just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with myself but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of me touching an myself like me without at least letting the mayor in on it for the use of my body as his own personal plaything. This got to me, worrying about my image. I continued to fondle myslef, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. Then I drove the 1986 Pontiac Fiero GT to my house and *ejected the seat I was in*! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $1000k more in it because I cashed my paycheck! Can you believe it?
The 978432431th successful prosecution of someone for stealing songs of the internet.
like everyone on slashdot will lick your cock and think you're a suave motherfucker
Big talk from an AC.
Now put my cock back in your mouth and suck like you MEAN IT!
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