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Personal Experiences with HomeCS?

whoami-ky asks: "If you believe the info on their homepage, HomeCS is 'the Internet's Premier work from home career portal which unites thousands of job seekers and employers everyday.' But, when you try to apply for a job through them, you're immediately asked to pony up $29.95 for a 'lifetime' membership. Has anyone used this company to successfully find a telecommuting job? They have a 100% satisfaction guarantee. Anybody gotten a refund? A quick Google search on the term HomeCS didn't seem to show any positive or negative feedback (I only went through the first 3 or 4 pages of results)."

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  1. Their most popular employer... by SoCalChris · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cool, you can get a job working for SCO from home!

    http://www.homecs.com/telecommuter_employers.php?# QT

    At least that way, you wouldn't have to worry about getting all of your stuff packed up and out of the office when they finally go under.

    1. Re:Their most popular employer... by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah I see now, they're counting all of the Linux developers as SCO employees, since SCO owns Linux....

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  2. I know by aero6dof · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll tell you for $15 :)

  3. Doesn't date.com have a simular statement? by El · · Score: 4, Funny

    The following are pictures of women who have historically dated. Although they may not all have accounts with us currently, these and women like these are examples of girlfriends you could meet through date.com!

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    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  4. Re:This particular item seems a bit skeevy... by orthogonal · · Score: 3, Funny
    The following is a list of employers who have historically hired telecommuters. Although they may not all have jobs posted with us currently, these and companies like these are examples of companies that could hire you via HomeCS.com.

    Welcome to orthogonal's DatingCS Service!

    The following is a list of women who have historically dated men. Although they may not all have profiles posted with us currently (or ever!), these and women like these are examples of women who could (it's mathematically possible, especially if you become the last man on Earth and they become blind!) date you via DatingCS.com.....
    • Natalie Portman
    • The Olson Twins
    • That Swedish Chick
    • That Swedish Chick getting a Ph.D. in Mathematics
    • The chick you bought a drink for last night, whose entire conversation with you consisted of "Thanks, I have to go."
    • Marie Curie


    For $29.95, you can join orthogonal's dating service and learn new depths of disappointment!
  5. The only listing... by BrynM · · Score: 3, Funny
    The only listing they probably have:

    Processing Payments from Technology Professionals!
    You can earn $5 a peice for processing $29.95 payments from today's top technology professionals! We receive countless individual payments from morons^^^^^professionals every day and need your help...

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    US Democracy:The best person for the job (among These pre-selected choices...)
  6. Re:Run screaming. by kurosawdust · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...skip off the top...

    You know you're in too-much-coffee land when after reading that your first thought is of a Manpower executive using the profit from the difference in employer's cost and employee's salary to finance dainty frolics through open fields.

    (-1, Sexuality Questioning)