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Nasty New Virus Variants

Lucidus writes "Numerous journals, such as Mac Daily News and The Motley Fool, are reporting that the latest versions of the Beagle/Bagle virus can infect users' computers whether or not they open an attachment. Apparently, the simple act of selecting the message activates the code. Given that you have to select an E-mail to delete it, how are users supposed to protect themselves from this one?"

19 of 1,050 comments (clear)

  1. Servers getting slow already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
  2. Safe Sex for computers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    "Given that you have to select an E-mail to delete it, how are users supposed to protect themselves from this one?""

    Stop using E-Mail.

  3. Simple... by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Troll

    Given that you have to select an E-mail to delete it, how are users supposed to protect themselves from this one?

    Simple. Don't use Windows.

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    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  4. Re:one word by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 0, Troll

    real men use telnet.

  5. Re:how to fix by wwwillem · · Score: 0, Troll

    Besides, updating an MS machine really is easy.

    I agree!! Throw in a Linux disk with your favorite distribution (doesn't really matter which one), accept all defaults and your "update" is ready to go.....

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  6. Re:Switch!!! by raisinbran · · Score: 0, Troll

    Switching won't really help.

    The reason most (or all) viruses are written for Windows is because that's where they'll do the most damage, since most people use Windows.

    If everyone switches to Linux or Mac OS then you'll start to see viruses for those operating systems.

    You should be glad you're in the OS minority. That's what's keeping virus writers away from your system.

  7. you fucking faggot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    i hate you

  8. Am I sick? by AsmordeanX · · Score: 0, Troll

    I get all excited when someone emails me a virus. I save it and decompress with UPX then sniff around to see if there is anything of interest. I happily spent an hour looking at this one. I'm not any sort of hacker but I could see some readable text in the message. Nothing exciting.

    Oh and I love Thunderbird.

  9. MOD PARENT DOWN!! DENIES RESPONSIBILITY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Goddamn it! So you think you're smart because you know full well virus scanning and patches (release since last year) will solve this problem??

    SHUT UP AND STOP TELLING EVERYONE THAT MICROSOFT PRODUCTS WORK, YOU CAPITALIST PIG!

  10. New goatse image link in parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    Holy shit... what a fucking gay fag fest that picture is. Looks like he's about to chow down on that guy's asshole.

  11. Re:protecting from viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    > There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.

    You ever hear of "sedition", motherfucker? I think I'll call Mr. Ashcroft's snitch line and report your IP.

  12. Close your... by IBitOBear · · Score: -1, Troll

    For the sake of christ, close your g-d damn outlook preview pane. Yea, you select the email on the main pane just to delete it (yes, even right click) and the preview pane opens the email to preview it.

    Anybody who uses the preview pane in outlook deserves to lose their data.

    To fix this, just click view->preview pane (to uncheck the box in the menu and make the lower area in the display window go away.)

    "it's just this little chromium switch... some people are sooo stupid" -- firesign theater.

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  13. Re:protecting from viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hi!

    So, just how long have you been sucking dick then?

    Cheers,
    GNU/Wolfgang

  14. Re:Linux is the solution? I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hi!

    Thank you so much for giving us yet another example of an anal-retentive smug little Mac-using cocksucker. No really, I thank you - the more people like you condescend to show us just how repulsive one becomes when the one-button mouse lands on one's desk, the fewer of you there will be.

    Cheers,
    GNU/Wolfgang

  15. Real Simple : Get a Mac! by neutrick · · Score: 0, Troll

    Just embrace Apple. They have no problems with crap viri like this...
    Thank you...

  16. THE BEST TOOL TO STOP SPYWARE IS SPYWAREBLASTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    http://www.wilderssecurity.com/spywareblaster.html

    FREE AND SIMPLE

    ALSO, F-PROT OWNS ALL OTHER AV'S

  17. Re:Mod Parent Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Not everyone is a programmer.

    What a feeble excuse. Do you have to a programmer to use Mozilla ?

  18. Re:Switch!!! by cyt0plas · · Score: -1, Troll

    And like aids, using MacOS or Linux will make you significantly less attractive to most of the population. Think of it as a form of birth control.

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  19. Re:Simple... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1, Troll

    No, people who use broken and very easy to infect software are the problem.