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Mercury Probe Delayed by Ten Weeks, and Two Years

Gogo Dodo writes "Spaceflight Now reports that NASA's MESSENGER probe launch has been delayed by 10 weeks. Unfortunately, this means MESSENGER will not arrive at Mercury until 2011, a two year delay."

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  1. Taking bets... by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 4, Funny
    How long before "Ten weeks != Two Years" is posted by some moron?

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    1. Re:Taking bets... by Neil+Blender · · Score: 4, Funny

      How long before "Ten weeks != Two Years" is posted by some moron?

      But don't 10 metric weeks equal 2 Imperial years?

    2. Re:Taking bets... by Tango42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would all depend on what the hell you're talking about.

    3. Re:Taking bets... by freuddot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe "Ten weeks != Two Years", but according to the article :

      Unable to meet that schedule, the mission will use its backup window that begins July 30 and extends 15 days.

      [...]

      Launch on July 30 will occur during a 12-second window opening at 2:17:44 a.m. EDT (0617:44 GMT) from pad 17B at Cape Canaveral Air Force Station

      So, it still looks like a 12 second == 15 days. ;-)

      Does I then qualify as "some moron" ?

  2. Ironic: Slow Boat to the Fleet-Footed by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its ironic that a mission to the fleet-footed god of messages should take so long. I guess its revenge by those ancient Roman gods.

    I'm just glad that the mission was not scrubbed.

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  3. Re:An Understandable Shame by xoran99 · · Score: 0, Funny

    Wow. That's really insightful. I'm glad someone around here knows enough about these things to post insightful comments.

    *can't think of anything insightful to say, so plays UT2004 instead.*

    At least the n00bs respect me...

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  4. Re:Why 2 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What am I missing here?


    a degree in astrophysics.


  5. Re:Who comes up with these? by irokitt · · Score: 4, Funny

    MeSSEnGeR or NOAA or ECHO or SOHO

    So how long until we see names like M3553n93R or N044 or 3(H0 or 50|-|0?

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  6. Re:Why 2 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Loose" needs to lose about 50% of its "o"s, which is a pretty significant amount of "o"s.