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Mercury Probe Delayed by Ten Weeks, and Two Years
Gogo Dodo writes "Spaceflight Now reports that NASA's MESSENGER probe launch has been delayed by 10 weeks. Unfortunately, this means MESSENGER will not arrive at Mercury until 2011, a two year delay."
george bush touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his georgebushmobile and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told georgebush the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. can you believe it? georgebush did all this. he picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the georgebushmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls. they definately were red flag touches. the goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did georgebush care? NO WAY! he just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with georgebush but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything. this got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. then he drove the georgebushmobile to my house and ejected the seat i was in! it was amazing. but surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it??
Repeal the DMCA!
It's not surprising. In this crappy economy and with the current president and Congress driving it into the ground, I'd add two years to my project if I could get away with it.