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Part 2 of Jeff Minter's History of Llamasoft Published
Tmuk writes "The second part of Jeff Minter's Complete History of Llamasoft has just gone up over at The Way of the Rodent. Straight from the man himself, it's a fantastic read after the previously Slashdot-covered first part. Enjoy!"
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Your brain usually takes care of breathing FOR you, but whenever you remember this, YOU MUST MANUALLY BREATH! If you don't you will DIE.
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Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
Lazy ethnic groups
What are Llamasoft, Llamatron, Gridrunner, and whatever other things I've never heard of? European gaming sensation? Why should I care?
"I made a bunch of ripoffs of older and better arcade games, but with trippy effects for all the pacifier-wearing candy ravers out there and a bunch of llamas and sheep and shit because Monty Python told me that kind of stuff is funny."
rival distribution, And suggesting startling turn and Juliet 40,000 may be hurting the GAY NIIGERS from 'I have to kill OpenBSD. How many