I'm just a jew,a lonely jew ......
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working at Apple.....
Horseradish tree Stanfield touched to my scrap iron he liberally tied to me with strap inside to its Benmobile and it subsistence of couldnt his hands of the offensive extinguished of me he made many red tacts of the flag. couldnt i thinks that what the taken one ignited I said Horseradish tree Stanfield that the city would not approve of a millionaire who touches to a cabrito of underage for free. Can you believe it? Horseradish tree Stanfield did all the this. It chose to me of the street, he down tied with strap my arms and legs in the seat of passenger of the Benmobile, and just cock'n'balls would not stop fondling of my. Definately were red tacts of the flag the referee of goddamn that it had in the back seat kept in raising upon this red flag whenever it touched my scrap iron but he made the care of Horseradish tree Stanfield? CNINGUNA WAY! It finishes keeping in doing it. He could not think what the taken one ignited, in fact. I pleaded for with Mr. Wayne but uselessly. I said to him that the city did not approve of a so rich man that it touches to a cabrito of underage like me (when was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body like its own plaything personal. This obtained, worrying to him about its image. It continued fondle me, all the short while not doing case of the red flags of the referee. Then he lead the Benmobile to my house and * he expelled the seat that was inside * was amazing. But amazingly, after the next morning woke up, my banking account had $150k in her! Can you believe it?
They are
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Anonymous Coward
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1- the anal probe 2- the oral probe 3- the occular probe 4-logic probe 5- ???
Lazy Story
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Anonymous Coward
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Next time I post a story, it'll be a Fark one-liner too. Maybe that's the trick to getting posted here at/.????
Google hacked!
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I'm not kidding, they have totally fucked up the site, its like they crapped all over it! Somebody save google!
Planet of the Apes
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But if we send monkeys, maybe one day they will be the dominating species, then invade earth and become president
NASA is another branch of the military
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No more money for space research! All it does is go to building better killing machines for the US military. I am sick of the war mongering. No more money for weapons research masquerading as "space" research.
All we are saying, is give peace a chance...
the rage of public exploitation buy ?pr? hypenosys
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it's just whoreabull. lookout bullow.
all is not lost.
consult with/trust in yOUR creators.... see you there?
Re:Probes certinally make more sense.....but
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BTWR
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I hate grammar police, but I love how this guy can use the word "whilst" in his comment to sound sophisticated, and then use the word "certinally" in his title (likely not a typo, since the 'a' comes two letters late and the 'l' is used twice). Ha!
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Shortest Slashdot Headline Ever?
working at Apple.....
Horseradish tree Stanfield touched to my scrap iron he liberally tied to me with strap inside to its Benmobile and it subsistence of couldnt his hands of the offensive extinguished of me he made many red tacts of the flag. couldnt i thinks that what the taken one ignited I said Horseradish tree Stanfield that the city would not approve of a millionaire who touches to a cabrito of underage for free. Can you believe it? Horseradish tree Stanfield did all the this. It chose to me of the street, he down tied with strap my arms and legs in the seat of passenger of the Benmobile, and just cock'n'balls would not stop fondling of my. Definately were red tacts of the flag the referee of goddamn that it had in the back seat kept in raising upon this red flag whenever it touched my scrap iron but he made the care of Horseradish tree Stanfield? CNINGUNA WAY! It finishes keeping in doing it. He could not think what the taken one ignited, in fact. I pleaded for with Mr. Wayne but uselessly. I said to him that the city did not approve of a so rich man that it touches to a cabrito of underage like me (when was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body like its own plaything personal. This obtained, worrying to him about its image. It continued fondle me, all the short while not doing case of the red flags of the referee. Then he lead the Benmobile to my house and * he expelled the seat that was inside * was amazing. But amazingly, after the next morning woke up, my banking account had $150k in her! Can you believe it?
1- the anal probe
2- the oral probe
3- the occular probe
4-logic probe
5- ???
Next time I post a story, it'll be a Fark one-liner too. Maybe that's the trick to getting posted here at /.????
Google has been hacked folks!
I'm not kidding, they have totally fucked up the site, its like they crapped all over it! Somebody save google!
But if we send monkeys, maybe one day they will be the dominating species, then invade earth and become president
No more money for space research! All it does is go to building better killing machines for the US military. I am sick of the war mongering. No more money for weapons research masquerading as "space" research.
All we are saying, is give peace a chance...
it's just whoreabull. lookout bullow.
all is not lost.
consult with/trust in yOUR creators.... see you there?
"This is the age of the train." - Jimmy Saville.
Stick Men
I hate grammar police, but I love how this guy can use the word "whilst" in his comment to sound sophisticated, and then use the word "certinally" in his title (likely not a typo, since the 'a' comes two letters late and the 'l' is used twice). Ha!