Revised Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness
DBarefoot writes "Last August, my Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness was submitted to Slashdot. Some folks found it at least mildly amusing, and I received a bunch of submissions of documentation weirdness from Slashdotters and others. So we've just posted an updated version of the Hall, with more than twice the images and easier navigation."
OK, seriously, you really are just load testing your web server, right? This site is has collapsed under the /. effect with only one comment posted, in the middle of the night USA time.
Ya know, for my job I proofread and rewrite Japanese books. I dont think there is a worse language, japanese people have just enough comprehension of english to mangle it in astounding ways. Plus, with katakana, they are under the impression that the way they write/pronounce things is the same way as english speakers. Then again, the people I work with thought Schwarzenegger was American. They also think Green Day is punk. Go Figure.
Then the slashdot effect would be no more!
Not for pressing trousers, but they do make great cheese toasties
Music is everybody's possession.
It's only publishers who think that people own it.
Fuck Beta
~John Lenno
Notice they show the stop being used on the opening side of the door. That is because someone might try to slam the door without realizing the stop is there. It's pretty easy to damage hollowcore interior doors.
But I'm sure you already knew not to use a stop on the closing side, right?
The latest Slashdot meme.
WARNING
1. With appertain rotor of screw setting pre ceiling on the under standing that scre no wield. May wield two-faced, pressboard securing. wield pre to begin with wiping ceilingof bilge dasto.
2. Thread of length need half as many again as tad.
3. Open toy of batteries shuck. Verification batteries.+,- whereafter stow down, to a certainty need locknat lest take place accident.
4. Hook through toys apside of hole.
5. Needs switches shoving NO,for pre arrows specifying of orention shoving.Pack it up time, withbold toy pate, need switches shoving OFF.
* Prythee no sport with stingy or play asperity game. Winding finger have got bloodstream not walk.
Throagh of peril.
* Tad disport of time grown man tatelage.
* Till the cowcomes home.Wield toys damage, burn-in prythee wind to a close wield.
* Give attention to open/close toys,therefore take place peril.for instance slipup batteries wield result in the emission of heat rupture liquid.vent itself prythee pay attention.
* Play at sith to a certainty bolt up power supply fetch out batteries.
* Batteries no electification dissolution.plunge ioto aquator fire.
* Not trust for tad batteries lest in advertent eat off. In the event of accident without loss of time plytheepillroller tuke order with.
May pre house the seamy side volitation!!!
WARNING [with an assortment of odd icons]
"Our interests are to see if we can't scale it up to something more exciting," he said.