Death by Coffee?
Clif Griffin writes "Slashdots question of the year, are you ready for this? No? Too bad, you'll hear me anyways. Will drinking 100 cups of coffee (the good kind, not that crappy decaf mocalatte crap) in 24 hours kill a person? Sure, there is one way we can find out but we can't let myself die under mysterious circumstances."
Anybody who watches Futurama knows that drinking 100 cups will just make you REALLY jittery.
However, drinking 300 cups will slow down time!
That's right. After your 100th cup you'll not only be able to see the cork pop off the champagne bottle in slow motion but also you'll be able to watch a hummingbird's wings flap and save your friends from a burning building.
MmmmmmmThat's good coffee.