Death by Coffee?
Clif Griffin writes "Slashdots question of the year, are you ready for this? No? Too bad, you'll hear me anyways. Will drinking 100 cups of coffee (the good kind, not that crappy decaf mocalatte crap) in 24 hours kill a person? Sure, there is one way we can find out but we can't let myself die under mysterious circumstances."
I won't even read the story because on April Fool day, only insightless posts might be modded up.
Trolling using another account since 2005.
Whoever the stupid fucker is that modded this "Informative", congrats, you're a stupid fucker.
So, she died because she was doing X. If she hadn't be a dumb cunt, she'd be alive today. One less stupid raver we have to deal with anyway.
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