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Microsoft Preps 'Janus' Music Copy-Prevention Scheme
An anonymous reader writes "Microsoft is expected to unveil copy-protection software this summer that will for the first time give portable digital music players access to rented tunes from all-you-can-eat subscription services -- a development that some industry executives believe will shake up the online music business." Janus is the Roman god of doorways, gates, passages, preventing people from copying music, etc.
Good Bye Horses my love. Dedicated to kewsh
You told me, I see you rise
But, it always falls
I see you come, I see you go
You say, All things pass into the night
And I say, Oh no sir I must say you're wrong
I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong
Won't you listen to me
You told me, I've seen it all before
Been there, I've seen my hopes and dreams
A lying on the ground
I've seen the sky just begin to fall
And you say, All things pass into the night
And I say, Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong
I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong
Won't you listen to me
Good-bye horses I'm lying over you
Good-bye horses I'm lying over you
The following should be read out loud in a high, squeaky, Megan Mullaly style voice:
Oh, no, not the Janus browser!
That evil Judge Reinhold was going to use it to destroy the Internet and kill the president!
Thank God Scott Bakula and Kris Kristofferson showed up and saved us! Or was Kris Kristofferson the bad guy?
You are in error. No-one is screaming. Thank you for your cooperation.
huhhuh.... old man.
What a stupid name! jANUS!!!
Done (also above comment)
I'd suck his cock and relieve him of his pathological conservatism if I ever met him...
Learn what irony means before you use the word!
kthx bye