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Recharge Batteries in 30 Secs

An anonymous reader writes "NEC has developed organic radical batteries which are recharged in 30 seconds. Good news, they won't (probably) cost more than the current NIMH batteries." Why is it that I'm not holding my breath to have this technology in a laptop?

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  1. Moore's Law? by coulbc · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, 7.5 seconds in 18 months?

  2. Bad News . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 5, Funny

    . . . they're only available in "A" and "B" cells.

    Stefan

    1. Re:Bad News . . . by Mikkeles · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, I can use my radio again ;^)

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  3. Whoa ... misread that one by drizst+'n+drat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I know why I use glasses ... thought it said "orgasmic radical batteries". Whew! Was wondering about the charge my laptop was about to get!

  4. "NEC has developed organic radical batteries" by laetus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somehow I get a picture in my mind of Japanese engineers studying how Berkeley hippies have the energy for university classes AND for protesting every cause under the sun. :)

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    1. Re:"NEC has developed organic radical batteries" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, they DID mention "resin".... ;)

      --A. Hippie

  5. Source by viniosity · · Score: 2, Funny
    NEC has developed organic radical batteries

    Is it powered by coffee too?

    1. Re:Source by Graemee · · Score: 2, Funny

      No it's powered by soy & hemp products

  6. Good vs Bad by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 5, Funny
    Good news, they won't (probably) cost more than the current NIMH batteries.

    The bad news is that they start to pulsate gamma radiation, require the sacrifice of an unborn child conceived during a full moon and each recharged battery causes an angel to lose his or her wings.

    Please, think of the angels!

    1. Re:Good vs Bad by Ithika · · Score: 3, Funny
      Please, think of the angels!

      And this from someone who calls himself Dark Lord Seth...

  7. fast discharge too... by Polo · · Score: 5, Funny

    So fast discharge is allowed as well...

    At first, I thought of quick-charging camera flashes. Maybe even video with flashes? But then I started thinking about railguns and emp devices...

    1. Re:fast discharge too... by pogle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cattle prods come to mind...

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  8. Re:bunny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hopefully longer than the attention span of morons who can't read entire articles.

  9. Because... by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 4, Funny
    Why is it that I'm not holding my breath to have this technology in a laptop?

    Because carrying around a human being in a por with life sustaining fluids being pumped in through tubules and feeding a fake virtual world to imprint on his consciousness until he realizes that he's not living in the real world after taking the right pill is just not as portable as today's batteries. ;P

  10. Hot! by jmckinney · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ow! Hot! Hothothothot!

  11. I know why by QuantumFTL · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why is it that I'm not holding my breath to have this technology in a laptop?

    Hmm... Lets look at the numbers here... I'll use the numbers for my trusty 17" powerbook.

    The power supply for charging the battery puts out about 60 Watts of power. The article mentions that instead of taking an hour to charge, these batteries only take half a minute. That's 120 times the power, which means the total power used by a charger for my laptop using these batteries would be...

    7200 Watts! Holy hairdryers batman! With power consumptions like this, your athelon wouldn't be the only thing that's ON FIRE in your laptop!

    And remember where we like to keep our laptops!

    Cheers,
    Justin

  12. Re:Finally... by AbbyNormal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nope, I distinctly remember them saying there is NO smoking in the bathroom.

    Yeah, that wouldn't look suspicious at all either... Carying a big bulky bag with wires coming out of it, into the bathroom.

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  13. NIMH? by abram10 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is that National Institute of Mental Health (I'm serious; I don't know what it means. (I know it's NOT that!))?

    1. Re:NIMH? by The+I+Shing · · Score: 2, Funny

      NIMH stands for "Not in my house," like when someone wants to build a landfill in your living room.

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  14. Some side effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Occasionally these organic radical batteries will burn down your SUV and they're constantly complaining every time you eat pork chops or wear fur.

  15. This would be... by vsack · · Score: 5, Funny

    A good compliment to my current laptop battery which, at 3 years of age, discharges in under 30 seconds.

  16. Hey hey, all right! by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 3, Funny
    This is like flying your F-16 behind a KC-135R Stratotanker for a quick refill.

    With all the improvements in technology, the only thing majorly lagging has been battery performance -- something critical as we're going mobile everything. The only reason I've never bought a laptop is because the damn things die so fast that there's basically no point when you can just wait until you get back to your desktop. All this fuel-cell/fission battery nonsense has struck me as vaporware at best, I hope this is for real.

    My question is if a battery can be refilled that fast, how much juice is needed for the job? More than what a 12-volt adapter would put out? If it's small enough, you could conceivably put your own "Stratotanker" in your suitcase and refill your batteries on the road with no need for a power outlet.

    Oh yeah, and all these silly electric cars could now become practical. You could recharge your vehical faster than a conventional gas pump. Way to go, NEC! Bring on the radical batteries.

  17. Re:perhaps you assume too much by bobbozzo · · Score: 5, Funny
    if it was electricity, wouldn't the creation of a recharger be trivial?

    Unless it needs liquid helium cooling! :p

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  18. My Organic Batteries by Analogy+Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    It takes me about 10 days of listening to rolling surf sipping rum drinks with little umbrellas to recharge my organic batteries.

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    1. Re:My Organic Batteries by Antity-H · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, gotta tell me what your retailer is !!
      My organic batteries require me to absorb food three times a day and power down about 8hours to recharge :(
      So please, please tell me where I can find the like of yours !

  19. power to the people by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Funny

    Direct solar power. Battery is for the cops.

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  20. Re:Finally... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's very entertaining to tape some copper wires in someones (someone you don't like, and who, preferably, doesn't have a gun, baseball bat or any sharp or heavy objects) bag before they leave on their flight.

    It's a great practical joke, even the judge agreed on that before sending me off to jail.

  21. Then my batteries charge in 10 seconds by roystgnr · · Score: 2, Funny

    I use a system almost like the one you guys describe, except instead of a giant capacitor I have a spare set of batteries, and instead of using it to charge the drained batteries, I just take it out of the charger and put the drained set in its place. Voila, I have a new fully charged set of batteries in about ten seconds.

    Man, I'm way ahead of the technology curve.

  22. Re:Explosion Hazard by pclminion · · Score: 2, Funny
    I wasn't seriously suggesting that anybody attempt anything. I was trying to explain how the math works.

    You can also measure the resistance of your body by sticking paperclips into the wall receptable and measuring the time it takes for you to catch on fire.