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What Network Sniffing Tools Do You Use?
network-nose asks: "I work as a Network Administrator in a 500 user manufacturing facility in southeastern Wisconsin. My job is to keep the company running as close to 100% of the time as possible while trying not to spend any money on up to date hardware and software. As of late, we have been having quite a few network problems that can only really be resolved by sniffing packets. I am wondering what tools the rest of you network guys and gals out there use in a corporate environment for analyzing packets. Of course, the more reasonbly priced the better, but I know you usually get what you pay for."
Yes, it is all too true.
M$ produces all too few useful tools. Nice and handy virus installation software eg. LookOUT
If the source code was opened, we would see far more useful utilities, with the added benifits that security would be improved.
But they make more than enough money from end lusers, why would they want to change their busines model?
What better software than free software? Other people have already paid the price for you. Rather than YOU spending the money to reward them for their creative efforts, these developers have donated their time, effort, and hard work so that they can't make a living from selling the software. You don't even need to outsource to India when there are very talented people willing to work for free!
THat is the stupidist fucking 'axe slashdot' I have ever seen. Put down the bottle of Jack and the crack pipe, Cliff, give your weiner a rest and do some real work, because what you're submitting ain't cutting it.
Ethereal. Well, duh, you fucking half wit of a Cliff. What else would one need? Maybe an application which tells you to stop spending time whacking off to porn when you should be putting in a real effort at work rather than that half-assed submission CLIFF.
Damn n00bs.
First of all, as a network administrator of that large a network, you should be able to find your own fucking network utilities. I mean god.. make yourself useful. Anyways, here is my two cents: Etherpeek. Its $$$, but its by far the best packet sniffing software I've ever used. The user interface is very inuitive. Additionally, its one of the most powerful sniffing suites I've used. In short: if you have the money, get Etherpeek.
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Sans is one of the groups who provide self-appointed experts with loads of pseudo information and half-baked truth.
I've seen certified security experts not knowing what to "snitzle a phimsher" means.
Men with cats usually never get laid. The same goes for linux nerds. I guess you're doubly screwed, huh guy? Why can't you be fucking normal for once? Why the geekiness? Jesus, just suck it up and stop being such a god damn dork all the time!
is the big fat zit ass of your boss! for job security that is. then it don't fucking matter if the shit network werks.