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A Babe in Tuxland

Posted by michael on from the baby's-first-apt-get-dist-upgrade dept.

Joe Barr writes "This is the kind of story that WagEd and MS would love to see in one of their astroturf campaigns. But this story is real grassroots, with a real Sysadmin writing it and a real granddaughter as the babe using Linux. A sweet tale, with tips on Linux for kids." Newsforge and Slashdot are both part of OSDN.

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  1. Pr0n Inside. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  2. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Only fair ... no one gives a crap you or your opinions either.

  3. Re:Whoops. by swb · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's a look that can be made to work, but it really takes the right clothes, accessories and makeup. And you have to do a little *something* with the hair to give a little bit of style. Just a long mop on top isn't enough.

  4. Re:The old circumsicion argument by Bytes2go · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    But I'm not and I've never had any problems.... cause my Mommy taught me how to wash my peepee with soap & water every day (which some guys seem to find difficult to accomplish)..... I think of it as a 'natural' penis cause that's the way mother nature made it... you have foreskin for a very good reason, although I don't think man has quite figured out what that reason is... things don't just evolve without a purpose or a reason. I think its for protection from things like abrasion, etc...