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Diebold Fails Again in San Diego

ptudor writes "An article in today's San Diego Union Tribune reveals nearly 3000 absentee ballots in the San Diego primary one month ago were miscounted. 'The miscounts occurred because multiple scanners simultaneously fed the absentee ballot data into the computer tabulation system. The large number of ballots and candidates on them overwhelmed the system. Diebold spokesman David Bear said the company has provided a software fix to the county for the new problem.' The irregularities were found in a routine post-election review." You can also read more about the problems on election day.

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  1. The Bug Revealed! by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
    Where it really went wrong:

    Bob: "Hmm. The first republican got no votes, the Cthuluist candidate got 34% overall and we got all these crashes on people who voted for Clover."
    Jeff: "Jeff, it's base zero, not base one."
    Bob: "Oops."
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    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:The Bug Revealed! by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Funny

      So- the problem is that Diebold employess are nuts who talk to themselves?

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      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
  2. Just 3000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They really ARE using Microsoft Access ;)

    1. Re:Just 3000? by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
      Who did they bring in to oversee the validity of their technology? Former patent examiners?

      IIRC...

      Jeb Bush

      Katherine Harris

      US Supreme Court

      "Our guy is in the lead, quick, close the polls!"

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      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  3. Great! by Knight+Thrasher · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's take a vote on who pays for all these mishaps, the taxpayers or the company!... no, wait...

    1. Re:Great! by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
      Let's take a vote on who pays for all these mishaps, the taxpayers or the company!... no, wait...

      Sign on the door to California:

      California is currently out of money. Please move along to the next state. Thank you.

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      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  4. I Wonder... by Mikkeles · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... if Diebold and Cisco are owned by the same parent company!

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    Great minds think alike; fools seldom differ.
  5. Re:Real counting? by MBAFK · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean write a patch for the President? Aren't you already using Mr Bush 2.0 or something :)

  6. Re:Huh? by flossie · · Score: 5, Funny
    there are sites on the net that conduct thousands of transactions in very short periods of time

    But they don't always do it well (164 %)

  7. Voter fraud... by doorbot.com · · Score: 5, Funny



    "The irregularities were found in a routine post-election review."

    Oh, so that's what they're calling it...

  8. Yep, they found a race condition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    if ( voter != white )
    discard(vote);

  9. From the Daily Show last night by EvanED · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jon Stewart: "But these things can't be that insecure..."
    Some security researcher: "We broke into the board of elections and completely changed the result, erasing all of our traces and got back out"
    Stewart: "...um, but sure, you give a guy a day and..."
    S.S.R.: "We did it in 5 minutes."

    [Paraphrased, but the idea is here... Also, it's possible that the last statement by the SSR was not referring to the entire operation; the Daily Show appearso to have a habit of making deceptive cuts. But who knows...]

    1. Re:From the Daily Show last night by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 4, Funny

      People who use a Comedy Central as a new source are not qualified to comment on the news!

      Why, it's more accurate than FOX...

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      I Hit the Karma Cap, and All I Got Was This Lousy .sig.
    2. Re:From the Daily Show last night by Johnathon_Dough · · Score: 3, Funny
      John Stewart on the credibility of the Daily Show:

      "Our show is obviously at a disadvantage with any of the other news shows we're competing against, For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility, we are ... well, oddly enough we're about even."

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      If you are one in a million, then there are six thousand people who are just like you.
  10. Re:Real counting? by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think it is more like .55. A back peddle revision to compensate for (unusable)bad code in the latest release.

    Bugs with simptons like sneezing cause nunmerous unintended effects like wars and mass unemployment neccesitated this fallback.

    Actually I'm a strong supporter of bush, but this was too easy to pass up.

  11. Re:Real counting? by easter1916 · · Score: 3, Funny

    This whole administration has been in public beta since day one...

  12. Ha! - I reviewed their stuff by Devi8R · · Score: 4, Funny

    When a consultant I reviewed their product suite as well as other vendors such as Votec. They use MS SQL Server and Visual Basic. How funny. I knew their products would fail. Their off the record breagging involved hyping their M$ team and saying they got some of the best minds in the MCSE market!!!! As well they felt my ideas with using Transaction servers with their product suite for verification was a bit a farfetched. Uh huh!! Anyways - it is funny. Cheers

  13. Slashdot readers, examine carefully that article by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Funny

    Read the last paragraph on that article you linked to. I ask you, Slashdotters, is there *not* a great election conspiracy afoot? :-)

  14. Re:The Diebold machines are funked... by pyros · · Score: 2, Funny

    sure they could. As the enter they overhear someone talking about those asshats (whom they did not vote for), and thus put the hats on their ass. So then we end up with crappy officials. Imagine what that would be like ... oh, wait

  15. Re:What? $32 Million and No Checks? by orrigami · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Indian call centers couldn't understand the CA valley accent.

  16. Re:That needs to be televised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    contact John Stossel. He loves this kind of thing. I think it gives him wood.

  17. I wrote the core code that Diebold needs.... by Wister285 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here it is, they better take it before I GPL it.

    while (ballots > 0) {
    if (vote == republican)
    republicanCount++;
    else if (vote == democrat)
    democratCount++
    else
    cout "Threw his vote away" endl;
    }

    1. Re:I wrote the core code that Diebold needs.... by LMCBoy · · Score: 4, Funny
      That's actually the code they use, but you forgot the variable declaration, which is critical:
      char democratCount(0);
      long int republicanCount(0);
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      Liberal (adj.): Free from bigotry; open to progress; tolerant of others.
  18. A little anti-Bush joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.
    David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
    "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly sent the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
    "No," said David, "He works for the BUSH campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."