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Even Pro Athletes Can Be Power Gamers
jht writes "Boston Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling is known primarily as one of the best power pitchers in the game of baseball. He has a different side, though, as a huge RPG fan, of both board and online games. Curt is even the owner of a company called Multi-Man Publishing that publishes material for Avalon Hill wargames. But Curt is possibly best known in the gaming world for his avowed EverQuest addiction. ESPN Gamer recently published an interview with Schilling about his MMORPG habits and platform choices - an interesting read."
This is the same (*insert excrement) we find on other news sources. Other than the poor story checkbacks slashdot is the best news site on the internet. There is no reason you need to stoop to this level, so he's famous and his oppinion matters more, what a joke.
What's next human interest stories? Flying saucers?
Please slashdot don't crap out on me now.
I'm sorry, but doesn't the phrase "Pro Athlete" indicate that the person physically exerts themselves somehow? This guy is a baseball player, half a notch above bowling.
Amazing! A pro athlete plays Everquest. No surprise that he plays for the Red Sox, the toilet slut to the Yankees' dugout. Don't think for a minute that this changes the sad reality that you're still fat, still lonely, still bad at sports, and still can't forget that I beat you up in high school.
And that "experimenting" you did with your brother in the summer of seventh grade?
Yeah, you're gay, too. Which isn't bad except that you refuse to accept it. What should you do? Here's a hint: Attempting to counter this plain statement of the facts with some sad attempt at lying won't make your life any less pathetic.
Just remember to cut up and down and not across, otherwise the bleeding might stop itself before you finish yourself off.
And no, I don't mean self fellating no matter how much you may wish you could "finish yourself off." God, you disgust me.
Go back to your oily O'Reilly books and your Krispy Kremes.