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The Mellow Baboon

obehave writes " You've seen life in a baboon troop on TV: the epitome of nasty, brutish, and short. So what happens when a baboon troop loses its nastiest, most brutish members? PLoS Biology, an open-access science journal, reports the curious story of a baboon troop which lost the nastiest half of its male population through natural causes. The troop became different and the difference persisted through a generational change. Here's the synopsis, the full article, and a commentary."

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  1. Re:Swings and Roundabouts - Next Chapter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You sir are a BABOON!

    "obligatory Simpsons remark"

  2. cool. by torpor · · Score: 1, Funny

    we^H^Hthey now have a justification for the creation of a master aryan baboon race.

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  3. Heh... by Copperhead · · Score: 3, Funny
    Thought it said, "its nastiest, most british members". That was a weird image...

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  4. Yeah, well. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd be a lot more relaxed if there were 50% as many men where I lived, too. Unclear whether that's still the case after their "generational change."

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  5. Re:Come on, where is it? Come on, Trolls! by jc42 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nah; the trolls are busy working on comparisons with the current American administration, and wondering how to best phrase the suggestion that a similar experiment be tried in November.

    Somebody's gotta have a way of phrasing this so it gets a +5 funny mod.

    Maybe I'll go off and work on it ...

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  6. Peccatus originalis by aminorex · · Score: 2, Funny

    When my beautiful, brilliant, charming daughter
    was born, I finally realized the meaning of
    Hobbes' phrase "nasty, brutish, and short".

    Of course she wasn't beautiful at the start.
    She was bloody, slimy, and looked like Winston
    Churchill. But I'm told they all do.

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