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The Mellow Baboon
obehave writes " You've seen life in a baboon troop on TV: the epitome of nasty, brutish,
and short. So what happens when a baboon troop loses its nastiest, most
brutish members?
PLoS Biology,
an open-access science journal,
reports the curious story of a baboon troop which lost the
nastiest half of its male population through natural causes.
The troop became different and the difference persisted through
a generational change.
Here's the
synopsis,
the
full article,
and a
commentary."
New baboon tribe moves in next door which is composed of more violent members, which eventually forces our friendly baboon tribe to become more violent, or be wiped out.
Then we are back to the initial position again.
Of course this was the position of many Reaganites in the 1980s that the USA had gone soft on the Soviet Union, and was therefore in more danger.
Your reality is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever. - Baron Munchausen
I'd be a lot more relaxed if there were 50% as many men where I lived, too. Unclear whether that's still the case after their "generational change."
There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
Nah; the trolls are busy working on comparisons with the current American administration, and wondering how to best phrase the suggestion that a similar experiment be tried in November.
...
Somebody's gotta have a way of phrasing this so it gets a +5 funny mod.
Maybe I'll go off and work on it
Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
Baboons are more aggressive than most primates. They're larger and stronger than chimps, but chimps can team up to kill a larger baboon. Baboons are quadrapedal, and based on the TV I've watched, they mostly stick to the ground. I've seen them in trees fighting chimps.
I don't know what their social structure is exactly like, although apparently it's groups that include multiple males, females, and offspring. I don't know if they send adolescent males to other troupes, which happens with some primates.
Baboons look like this. Big teeth. Mean. Chimps, technically, are just as mean. But they look like they're nicer.
Chimps -> Baboons
as
Humans -> Klingons
?
There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
Suddenly you got 1 big friendly supportive of each other group who are not constantly stressed and so rested for any trouble and 1 small tribe with no females and constant infighting.
I remember another documentary on an ape troop. It was ruled by a male and a luitenant in a laid back kind of way. He took the top females his luitenant the lower ranking. He was basically a nice old guy. Also old but because he had a luitenant with everything to lose and nothing to gain and the support of the females he held out until finally he was overthrown by a new aggressive male.
The new male had no backing (was in fact constantly fighting with the other hopefulls) and no tact. He raped (compared to the old ruler) the females and threatned their offsping (the old males and his luitenant offspring). It didn't take long for him to end up severly wounded when the females decided enough was enough and ganged up on him. With no aid and the females protecting their young against him he barely got away with his life.
The end result was that the former luitenant now became the leader who continuened the laid back peacefull method. I think the old leader became his luitenant but note sure.
As you can tell I am not really a story teller but it did show clearly that this group choose the softer option. Not exactly democracy but certainly a peasant revolt took place here.
People put up with a lot until they come to the point where they got nothing to loose and everything to gain. Apes do migrate between groups if the group they are in becomes to dangerous for them. There are documented cases of "good" ape leaders protecting the weakest of their troop from the middle ranking. This could be seen as making sure that while their must be a pecking order you also can not afford to loose members at the bottom for fear that one day the top is the bottom.
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
Baboon
Chimp
Although the big males of the troop are pretty big, they're still 7 kg smaller than big male chimps.
I still wouldn't wanna mess with one, though.
Danke tres mucho, tovarishch.
Baboons are far better predators then chimps. Basically baboons are a top predator. Meaning they eat and are not eaten.
Chimps are predators as well but more human. Meaning a while group of chimps can catch one small monkey but they do it by teamwork.
If you are in africa and you encounter a chimp the chimp will run. if you are in africa and you encounter a baboon you better hope it ain't hungry or pissed off.
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
When my beautiful, brilliant, charming daughter
was born, I finally realized the meaning of
Hobbes' phrase "nasty, brutish, and short".
Of course she wasn't beautiful at the start.
She was bloody, slimy, and looked like Winston
Churchill. But I'm told they all do.
-I like my women like I like my tea: green-
Semi-scientific support for mass exterminating jerks.