Apocalypse 12 From Larry Wall
rheum101 writes "Larry Wall just released the eagerly anticipated Apocalypse12 . detailing Perl6 OO in all it glories. To quote the author -> 'One other note: if you haven't read the previous Apocalypses and Exegeses, a lot of this is going to be complete gobbledygook to you. (Of course, even if you have read them, this might still be gobbledygook. You take your chances in life...).'"
The whole doc is really fascinating, and full of witty Larry Wallisms, but for those who don't read it all the way through to the last page, the Apocalypse ends with a 'Optional Mandatory Cross-Disciplinary Joke for People Tired of Dogs' section:
Biologist: What's worse than being chased by a Velociraptor?
Physicist: Obviously, being chased by an Acceloraptor.
Followed by a 'Future Directions' section:
Away from Acceloraptors, obviously.
Larry Wall is so cool.
Hyperbole is the worst thing ever.