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Schneier on National ID Cards, Key Escrow Locks, E-voting

Schneier's Cryptogram newsletter this month touches on a lot of subjects near and dear to our hearts: national ID cards, TSA-approved luggage locks, a cost-benefit analysis of stealing an election via hacking evoting machines, a nifty credit with audible security, etc.

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  1. National ID cards -- an invasion of privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My passport and drivers' license! OMFG d00d they are after us!!!!111

  2. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    We need to find out how/when Linux is used so we know what new features to add to the OS.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Hint : Replying exactly 2 minutes after you posted the parent comment is too easy to spot. If you want to karma-grab more easily, wait about 15 mins, then say mod parent up.

  3. FOAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yeah, reply to yourself. I'd call you a fag, but that wouldn't insult you very much.

  4. I fails it (fixed) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
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  5. Re:Is it really necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    There is no need. You are just sprouting another reason why so many beleive Hitler won WWII.

    You are one of the ones that need to be marginalize and removed from any type of power.

  6. How can the gnaa trolls not be an insider job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    They always get first post with some ridiculously huge message. Even if there were 50 of them sitting around doing nothing all day long but refreshing their browser, they still couldn't *always* get first post. I think this is CowboyNeal's work.

    1. Re:How can the gnaa trolls not be an insider job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Cut and paste, you dipshit.

      You conspiracy nuts are seriously jism-collectors.

  7. See what happens when you give MCSEs mod points? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Anything pro-not-Windoze immediately becomes -1...