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Need A Few Post-Its Around The Office?
An anonymous reader writes "Like every company, we have an office prankster. So, whenever anything goes wrong -- say, your chair starts making unusual noises or your CD tray starts popping out for no reason, invariably you'll look up and see Dave, our esteemed leader, grinning foolishly at his handywork. So really, Damon shouldn't have been surprised when he came into the office one otherwise-normal Monday morning to find this. Nor should James have been surprised when he showed up early one morning to this birthday surprise. It certainly keeps us on our toes." Ah, the joys of not telecommuting ...
When will you limeys figure out that you lost the soverign right to dictate anything to anybody well over a century ago? There is nothing more pathetic than an Old World Whiner groping about frenetically for respect from the tattered remains of somebody else's long-dead pissed-away empire. Face it, you're chasing the Romans, the Greeks, and the Chinese into a long, dull period of slow decay. Probably the US is hot on your heels, but you're in no position to come off so fucking high and mighty.
If you're so hell-bent on taking responsibility for something, you should be apologizing to everyone else for the half-baked piece of shit that the English language is, even in its most formally correct form.
can these people stop wasting resources like this? can't they come up with anything more creative? come on, why waste so many post-its for some foolish surprise? the same thing with all the balloons... GROW UP! these people must be stripped and have their behinds whipped for irresponsible use of resources.
and the affect he has on the people around him
A man is also measured by his spelling and grammar.