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Need A Few Post-Its Around The Office?

An anonymous reader writes "Like every company, we have an office prankster. So, whenever anything goes wrong -- say, your chair starts making unusual noises or your CD tray starts popping out for no reason, invariably you'll look up and see Dave, our esteemed leader, grinning foolishly at his handywork. So really, Damon shouldn't have been surprised when he came into the office one otherwise-normal Monday morning to find this. Nor should James have been surprised when he showed up early one morning to this birthday surprise. It certainly keeps us on our toes." Ah, the joys of not telecommuting ...

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  1. Re:No wonder... by torpor · · Score: -1, Troll

    Riiiight ... coz in Soviet India, Cowpat Post-It stick on You!

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    ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
  2. Re:hey slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I just love how the Senators are marketing it as a move towards "equality." The middle class and lower class are serving, so a draft would get upper class to serve too. Yea, as if that makes it all okay. We all know Senators and rich executive's children won't be serving.

  3. Dnonald Duck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Is this as funny as Donald Duck's SCREAMING SQUIRMING ORGASM that he is having as he stares at D4ISY DUCK pr0n right now??? OMG agwfawf waf

  4. MDO PARENT UP!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Micro$haft is teh suck!!

  5. Extollo hfis vestrum validus rex! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    I need a few post it notes around to office. I am your king, bitch.

    Hail the GNAA!

    XXXXXXXXXXXXX-------------XXX
    XXXXXXXXXXXXX-------------XXX
    ------------------XXX-------------XXX
    ------------------XXX-------------XXX
    ------------------XXX-------------XXX
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    XXX-------------XXX----------
    XXX----HFIS---XXX----------
    XXX-NOSTRUMXXX----------
    XXX-----REX---XXXXXXXXXXXXX
    XXX------------XXXXXXXXXXXXX

    EXTOLLO HFIS NOSTRUM REX
    HFIS VALIDUS!
    HFIS POTENS!
    HFIS INFLAMMATIO!
    HFIS VESTRUM REX!

    Please try to keep posts on topic. Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads. Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said. Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about. Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page) Please try to keep posts on topic. Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads. Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said. Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about. Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page)lololol i agree kekekekekeek ^__^

  6. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    When will you limeys figure out that you lost the soverign right to dictate anything to anybody well over a century ago? There is nothing more pathetic than an Old World Whiner groping about frenetically for respect from the tattered remains of somebody else's long-dead pissed-away empire. Face it, you're chasing the Romans, the Greeks, and the Chinese into a long, dull period of slow decay. Probably the US is hot on your heels, but you're in no position to come off so fucking high and mighty.

    If you're so hell-bent on taking responsibility for something, you should be apologizing to everyone else for the half-baked piece of shit that the English language is, even in its most formally correct form.

  7. Whip them i say by bluenawab · · Score: 0, Troll

    can these people stop wasting resources like this? can't they come up with anything more creative? come on, why waste so many post-its for some foolish surprise? the same thing with all the balloons... GROW UP! these people must be stripped and have their behinds whipped for irresponsible use of resources.

  8. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    You are a Eurotrash fuckwit aren't you?

  9. Re:You Bastard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    and the affect he has on the people around him

    A man is also measured by his spelling and grammar.

  10. PARENT IS A GOAT REDIRECT DON'T CLICK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    'NOUGH SAID.