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Software To Stop Song Trading
Shippy writes "Palisade Systems is about to launch new software that can identify and block copyrighted songs as they are being traded online. However, the article fails to mention that it will also stop legal song downloads. The software blocks anything that's copyrighted, whether you already own the song in another format or not. Here's some snippets from the article: 'If installed in a university, for example, it could look inside students' emails, instant messages and peer-to-peer transfers...', and 'Jacobson said the identification process would not work on an encrypted network, such as is used in several newer file-swapping programs. However, the Palisade software could also act to block those applications from using the network altogether.' Great."
I wonder how this technology will hold up against stenography. Let me think about it for a moment. Hmm...
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> you cant simply block it all to webpages
;) (Ooh but you can be a vector for transmitting windows viruses. Block email then, that's where all the fucking viri/viruses come from these days)
My school does. The internet is essentially useless. SSH in from your home computer (because you don't want to cart your tower home just so you can use eclipse; my computers at home won't run it quickly but they run X fine) and forward X? AHaahahahaaha that's a security hole!
CVS from sourceforge? Ahahahaha that's a security hole!
Check your off-campus email? Ahahahaha that's a security hole!
Vist a site running on port 8081? Ahahaha that's a security hole!
I'm also required to run an anti-virus program* on my Linux box. Linux is a big virus-spreading OS these days.
* Actually, I'm required to lie and say that I'm running Anti-Virus software. I'm not. You know why? BECAUSE THERE AREN'T LINUX VIRUSES
Yeah sorry. I'll be so glad to be out of this place (where students are expelled from privately writing a rap song about the math program) in 2 months.
My other car is first.
What we should do...
Is use steganography.
We embed an MP3 inside a JPEG.
Then, just to really screw them up, we embed the JPEG inside an MP3.
Then you'll get sued by RIAA and Compression Labs at the same time! Two for the price of one! Can't beat that.
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We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.