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Software To Stop Song Trading
Shippy writes "Palisade Systems is about to launch new software that can identify and block copyrighted songs as they are being traded online. However, the article fails to mention that it will also stop legal song downloads. The software blocks anything that's copyrighted, whether you already own the song in another format or not. Here's some snippets from the article: 'If installed in a university, for example, it could look inside students' emails, instant messages and peer-to-peer transfers...', and 'Jacobson said the identification process would not work on an encrypted network, such as is used in several newer file-swapping programs. However, the Palisade software could also act to block those applications from using the network altogether.' Great."
I think you're on to something here. Writing all of your songs in shorthand, scanning them, then emailing the resulting tiff files will prove no match for this anti-filesharing initiative.
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What we should do...
Is use steganography.
We embed an MP3 inside a JPEG.
Then, just to really screw them up, we embed the JPEG inside an MP3.
Then you'll get sued by RIAA and Compression Labs at the same time! Two for the price of one! Can't beat that.
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.