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Linux Desktop Security for New Users?
theblkadder asks: "Our company is currently undergoing a company-wide transition to Linux on the desktop. While there are numerous excellent guides and tutorials for the admin crowd, I haven't been able to turn up much for the non-technical user. I'm looking for something that would cover such topics as basic desktop do's and don'ts, like 'do choose a non-dictionary password' and 'don't blindly drop to root and install an unverified/unauthenticated RPM that you receive via email,' etc. Anyone seen a guide like this?"
Girl: Hi Boy: hello
Boy: who is this? Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know? Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me? Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you Boy: why? Girl: nevermind your an asshole Boy: Hey wait a minute Girl: yes? Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid Girl: paranoid? Boy: yes Girl: f what? Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding. Girl: LOL Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me! Boy: This shit is serious! Girl: What are you hiding from? Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a fucking break Boy: I'm serious. Girl: I don't get it Boy: The cops are after me. Girl: For what? Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For??? Boy: It's kindof embarrasing. Boy: I had sex with a turkey. Boy: Hello? Girl: You are fucking sick. Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why? Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl: One of what? Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there? Boy: fuck you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!? Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what? Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the picture. Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here. Girl: alright *PIC*
Girl: Did you get it? Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings. Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl: this isn't you. Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that. Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture. Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops. Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week. Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me. Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me! Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!! Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole. Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR! Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry. Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over? Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your pussy Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me. Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what? Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to Boy: Why?
Girl: cause Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you? Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I gue
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I'm guessing the ??? is "Microsoft" ?
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