Posted by
timothy
on from the don't-take-the-salmon-fishing-job dept.
japala writes "Many of us will have to use our computers even when it's summer. Getting sweaty and frustrated, but you have to get the work done or that last level played. Why not cool your mousing hand down with something as unique as BreezePad. DIY all the way baby!"
Mousing Hand?
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Anonymous Coward
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More like Wacking Hand on slashdot.
It'll survive because it's had vigorous exercise every day.
Re:Mousing Hand?
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Anonymous Coward
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I'm ambidextrous and alternate between hands when masturbating. Any pores on my palms have been destroyed after years and year of abuse. Therefore, my palms don't get sweaty anymore and I don't have to worry about it.
So the point is, you can either build a nice little cooling pad for your mouse, or you can just jerk off a few times a day.
Re:Mousing Hand?
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Anonymous Coward
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you should try sitting on your hand until it falls sleep before choking the chicken. that way, it'll feel like a stranger.
try it. it works.
Ads...
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Anonymous Coward
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Nice advert. But seriously... will my hand servive? At least TRY to make it look like news.
On second thought, all the jerkin' off I do to the BSD devil girl might put my hand at risk... but not some computer mouse.
Re:Gotta take care of the mouse hand.
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Anonymous Coward
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Two hands...
Site slashdotted
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Anonymous Coward
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Site slashdotted, so no meaningful discussion. In related news, here's an Ask Slashdot - did you guys deal with nymphos before?
I've been dating this girl for 3 months now, and we hit the sack about a month ago after movies and dinners and all. And, God, she's insatiable. I mean, don't get me wrong, I am a normal body type, work out, no need for Viagra or additives, but she just exhausts me.
About 4 people at work commented on my tired looks and exhausted feeling they get from me. Including my boss. Which can't be good. But the sex is good, and I hate to interrupt it with "Honey, let's get over with it and sleep". Shit, I rarely felt asleep before 2 am and I need to get at 6 am to go to work.
What would you do?
slashdotted already
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po_boy
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One of the benefits of being a slashdot subscriber seems to be that in addition to seeing the stories posted before the unwashed masses do, you get to read the linked stories before they are slashdotted. I'm surprised that slashdot doesn't include this fact in their marketing material aimed at increasing the subscriber base.
Actually, have any subscribers found that sites get slashdotted before they're even presented to the main audience?
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It'll survive because it's had vigorous exercise every day.
On second thought, all the jerkin' off I do to the BSD devil girl might put my hand at risk... but not some computer mouse.
Two hands...
Site slashdotted, so no meaningful discussion. In related news, here's an Ask Slashdot - did you guys deal with nymphos before?
I've been dating this girl for 3 months now, and we hit the sack about a month ago after movies and dinners and all. And, God, she's insatiable. I mean, don't get me wrong, I am a normal body type, work out, no need for Viagra or additives, but she just exhausts me.
About 4 people at work commented on my tired looks and exhausted feeling they get from me. Including my boss. Which can't be good. But the sex is good, and I hate to interrupt it with "Honey, let's get over with it and sleep". Shit, I rarely felt asleep before 2 am and I need to get at 6 am to go to work.
What would you do?
One of the benefits of being a slashdot subscriber seems to be that in addition to seeing the stories posted before the unwashed masses do, you get to read the linked stories before they are slashdotted. I'm surprised that slashdot doesn't include this fact in their marketing material aimed at increasing the subscriber base.
Actually, have any subscribers found that sites get slashdotted before they're even presented to the main audience?