LOTR - The Third Age Takes Tolkien Toward RPG?
Thanks to 1UP for its article discussing the announcement of Electronic Arts' Lord Of The Rings: The Third Age, "a new console RPG based on Peter Jackson's movie trilogy [and J.R.R. Tolkien's books]", and due out later in 2004. A GameSpot interview with producer Steve Gray has more information, as he notes that "the combat is turn-based... if you have played Final Fantasy it will feel familiar to you", and says of the game structure: "You travel on a sort of 'S' curve that weaves in and out of the path of the Fellowship through the story of the trilogy. At times you'll be behind or 'next to' them; at other times you'll be in the same time and place as members of the Fellowship." He also teases the game's bad side: "The main focus of the game is the quest on the side of good, but you can also unlock evil encounters, and we think players will really enjoy playing on the side of Sauron in addition to playing as good guys."
I can feel Tolkien turning in his grave right now.
Remember the last one?
Granted, this is going to be completely different. It's made by EA! There's no chance it hell it could be a lacklust piece of crap spun out at the last minute to capitalize on the success of a franchize.
2-7 odds that it coincides with the release of the DVD's this christmas.
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Oh. God. Yes.
Seriously, there are plenty of ways for these guys to screw up, but I'm hoping this game will be as (surprisingly) good as Knights of the Old Republic was. I'm seriously excited and have to figure out way to stretch my budget to include this beauty. A Final Fantasy style LOTR game with character creation...that's the sound of me wetting myself. I know I sound giddy, but this is...huge.
Perhaps this game can reestablish my faith in American gaming?
"There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter," Jeeves, (Jeeves and the Impending Doom)
But which story aren't they changing?
I was very disappointed when I saw LOTR: ROTK, and there was no Battle of Hobbiton. I was really hoping to see this scene, and it just wasn't there.
Then there is also Tom Bombadil. Where'd he go?
If they stick to the story in the movie, then they're missing out some really cool stuff they Tolkin (and many devout fans) would (and did) sorely miss.
And if they do follow the book, then all the wanna be fans won't have a clue where all the extra bits come from (or why they're important to the story).
It was known that Bombadil and the Scouring were never filmed. Sorry to see you didn't know that :(.
I just don't understand this way of reporting news by asking a question. A meaningless question, even.
Does an RPG product based on the works of Tolkien take Tolkien towards RPG? That really depends on how you read the question. It does not raise any technical, legal, moral or ethical question of any kind.
Posting this article takes slashdot toward news ending with question marks?
The idea of trolls "turning to stone" at first light seems to be a reference to the legendary sexual prowess of trolls. Very likely, jealousy of this prowess led to the racist portrayal of trolls in LotR and other overly-English works. The Legion of Trolls is one response to this ongoing racism.
The idea of trolls "turning to stone" at first light seems to be a reference to the legendary sexual prowess of trolls, which is widely reported by insatiable elf-maidens. Very likely, jealousy of this prowess led to the racist portrayal of trolls in LotR and other overly-English works. The Legion of Trolls seeks to undo this racist characterization and the demonization of all trolls.
I haven't played in many mango seasons, but according to the stats on that page it certainly is going strong after 12 years!
The ongoing war between the players of Trolls, Orcs, and Black Numenoreans versus Elves, Dwarves, Humans, and Hobbits was one of the best aspects of the game, but it had many other cool aspects too. Such as the world being absolutely huge; wow, I see they had 19465 opened rooms in 193 zones. Also all sorts of nifty little features like the ability to learn types of herblore and collect the ingredients to make potions, and fishing, and if someone is speaking a language you don't know the text you see is mangled based on how well you know the language. Also, truly difficult computer controlled opponents that took teamwork and cleverness to defeat and plenty of fascinating quests as well.
Tolkien was already made into RPGs years ago.
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I remember playing the Interplay version of Lord of the Rings Volume 1 in 1990 on the Amiga. The Two Towers was released a year later on the PC but the Amiga version was cancelled.
http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,38
http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,14
If you liked the old style Ultima games both were very similar - top down perspective and similar gameplay.
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