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Build Your Own Monowheel
glengineer writes "Just when you thought it was safe to buy a Segway, Popular Sci has an article on the Monster Monowheel, an 1,100 pound single wheel 'scooter'. From the article: '...works on the hamster-in-a-wheel principle: Move a wheel's center of gravity forward and the wheel turns.' It has an 80cc four-stroke Honda scooter engine and 80 pounds of lead for ballast. Scary part: the driver's seat is in the very front, and the seat scrapes the ground when braking really hard." The builder's website is theriotwheel.com.
why haven't you been had sex with?
the answer to both is obvious
I hope someone shoves an explosive up your ass and detonates it up in there.
Dear Segway,
I am a homosexual. I bought a Segway because of its well-earned reputation for being
"the" gay mode of transportation. Since I have become a Segway owner, I have been exposed to a whole new world
of gay friends. It is really a pleasure to meet and travel with other homos such as myself. I
plan on using my new Segway as a way to entice and recruit young schoolboys into the
homosexual lifestyle; it would be so helpful if you could produce more scooters which would appeal
to young boys. Thanks in advance.
With much gayness,
Father Randy "Pudge" O'Day, S.J.
The subject introduces myself. I was just masturbating in front of my computer thinking about the upcoming 1 Gb of mail storage from google and how many pr0n im going to store up there when i had a great idea: what about an automated tool to UUENCODE / UUDECODE files and post them to Slashdot? Infinite storage! Whos going to help me implement this great idea? :)
would that count as sex?