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Passwords That Should Never Be Used

The Original Yama writes "Strong passwords are your first step in securing your systems. If a password can be easily guessed or compromised using a simple dictionary attack, your systems will be vulnerable to hackers, worms, Trojans, and viruses. PCLinuxOnline provides an alphanumerical list of list of commonly used weak passwords that should never be used. If any of these passwords look hauntingly familiar and are being used, you should change the password immediately."

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  1. missed one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I worked ISP tech support and the one I remember showing up way too often was:

    thx1138

  2. I've secured my Internet privacy by prostoalex · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've protected my privacy and use Gator for all my passwords.

  3. I keep it simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I use PASSWORD for everything.

    1. Re:I keep it simple by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, I could have guessed that. I think a lot of people are using your /. account to post. I see that username dozens of times in every story.

      I'm surprised that the classic "xyzzy" isn't in the list. Other words I would have expected to see "fred", "bofh", "windows", and "billgatescanbitemyshinymetalass".

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    2. Re:I keep it simple by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      "billgatescanbitemyshinymetalass"

      It's eery how close that is to my own password!

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  4. Anonymous Coward NY Times passwd by me98411 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I do not see "slashdotcoward" in the list. Looks like it is a strong passwd. Isn't that the login and passwd used by Anonymous Coward for NY times?

  5. Top 10 Passwords Not to be Used by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    10. iluvalqueda

    9. idareyoutoguessthis

    8. oldfattylumpkinwhosewisenoseledushere

    7. *******

    6. (my actual password)

    5. cowboyneal

    4. pencil

    3. neo

    2. secret

    1. password

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    1. Re:Top 10 Passwords Not to be Used by Josh+Booth · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm surprised "gandalf" is not there. Everyone knows that it's the password of every other root account in the world.

    2. Re:Top 10 Passwords Not to be Used by zerblat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you mean "friend" (or possibly "mellon")?

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    3. Re:Top 10 Passwords Not to be Used by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Posting anonymously to not get myself in trouble... hi mike!

      I worked with this engineer, call him mike, who had an account on a customer's machine. He was on vacation when the customer wanted a little help with that machine. The other engineer and I call mike to get his login and password to do some remote maintenance. Mike is reluctant to tell us the password. We think he's just being secretive, until he asks to be taken off speaker phone so he can tell us. His password: bigblackdonkeydick.

      Sometimes password isn't so bad...

  6. This one real cool password I had... by Kevin+Stevens · · Score: 2, Funny

    It used to be so great...

    There was this obscure OS that no one had ever heard of... man it was cool... it was like unix on the pc... and this guy that developed it... this guy from scandanavia. You see it was really clever because it was a play on his actual name, and easy to remember.

    Then... 1998 came. Its been downhill from there. I wouldnt even trust it to a hotmail account now.

  7. You forgot... by omarius · · Score: 2, Funny

    0. idkfa -1. spispopd

  8. Guess I should change my password by lightspawn · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've been using that same old password from one of my favorite movies.

    Of course, I use the variant spelling.

  9. Favorites from the Real World by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course, none of these are very good as passwords (mostly vulnerable to dictionary attacks), but amusing nonetheless:

    Mr.Root

    logout

    friend
    friend and enter

    open sesame
    open tahini

    open the door HAL

    admit1

    lemmeIN

    hey,babe
    what'syoursign?

    Since I'm a little slow, the last two had me puzzled. It was explained to me that they were "pass words," i.e., words used in making passes.

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  10. I'm safe! by babbage · · Score: 2, Funny

    Woohoo! My trusty old 1234567890 didn't make the list!

    /me wipes brow at his well-chosen password

  11. An honest look at password creation by WarPresident · · Score: 5, Funny

    (January)
    User: Tim
    Password: NEWUSER

    YOU MUST CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD EVERY 30 DAYS
    PASSWORD MUST HAVE AT LEAST 6 ALPHA AND 2 NUMERIC/OTHER CHARACTERS
    New Password: password

    PASSWORD MUST HAVE AT LEAST 6 ALPHA AND 2 NUMERIC/OTHER CHARACTERS
    New Password: password01

    OK ...
    (February)
    User: Tim
    Password: password01

    YOU MUST CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD EVERY 30 DAYS
    PASSWORD MUST HAVE AT LEAST 6 ALPHA AND 2 NUMERIC/OTHER CHARACTERS
    New Password: password01

    THIS PASSWORD HAS BEEN USED RECENTLY
    YOU MUST CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD EVERY 30 DAYS
    PASSWORD MUST HAVE AT LEAST 6 ALPHA AND 2 NUMERIC/OTHER CHARACTERS
    New Password: password02

    OK ...
    (March)
    User: Tim
    Password: password02

    YOU MUST CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD EVERY 30 DAYS
    PASSWORD MUST HAVE AT LEAST 6 ALPHA AND 2 NUMERIC/OTHER CHARACTERS
    New Password: password03

    OK ...

    repeat ad nauseum

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    1. Re:An honest look at password creation by BRSloth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Login: yes
      Password: i dont have one
      password is incorrect

      Login: yes
      Password: incorrect

  12. Only an idiot by chaotica1974 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would have the password 12345 on his luggage!

  13. How are my passwords? by MBCook · · Score: 2, Funny
    Lets see...

    fizzlebop... OK
    coodleschmidt... OK
    sneedalbiz... OK
    testripithia... OK
    crumblehip... OK
    skazeltank... OK

    OK, all my passwords are safe. No one will ever guess 'em.

    .

    .

    Crud!

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  14. Re:Universal Passwords by Frnknstn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forgive me, but I have no idea what you are talking about. Nowhere do I claim any such thing. I do claim that 98814936052800 is greater than 321272406 (98814936052800 > 321272406).

    98814936052800 is the number of all passwords with lengths from six to nine with at least one number.

    321272406 is the number of all passwords with lengths from one to six, as would be picked by unregulated users.

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  15. Short passwords?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
  16. Uncanny! by crawdaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Numeric insecure password list: 0, 1, 1.1, 2, 5, 7, 12, 30, 110, 111, 123, 1111, 1234, 2002, 2003, 2222, 2600, 8429, 12345, 54321, 111111, 121212, 123123, 123456, 166816, 256256, 654321, 1234567, 1322222, 7061992, 11111111, 12345678, 19920706, 22222222, 88888888, 123456789, 1. 1, 1234qwer, 123abc, 123asd, 123qwe, 1RRWTTOOI, 240653C9467E45, 24Banc81, 3098z, 3ep5w2u, 4Dgifts, 4getme2, 4tas, 57gbzb

    12345?! That's incredible! That's the same combination I use on my luggage!

  17. Things To Never Use by Piquan · · Score: 2, Funny

    MEMORANDUM

    From: Information Services

    To: All personell

    Re: Secure computing practices

    The following, found during a routine review of our authentication system, are insecure and should never be used:

    • accounting
    • admin
    • backup
    • boss
    • cisco
    • congress
    • death
    • engineer
    • ibm
    • internet
    • kiddie
    • love
    • manager
    • sex
    • snake
    • user
    • windows
    • www

    Avoid anything on this list. Any personell using anything on this list will be required to attend a mandatory fnord security training class, and may possibly face reprimands for repeat offenses.

  18. no qwerty? by Arngautr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes!! qwerty wasn't one of 'em that means I'm safe, er... um, yeah....

  19. notobvious by richie2000 · · Score: 3, Funny
    The UUCP password for all customers on a certain large american ISP was for a very long time 'notobvious'. I still get a chuckle out of imagining how it came to be:

    Technician: What should we set the password to, boss?
    Boss: I don't care, just pick one that's not obvious.
    Technician: Right, boss.

    To be fair, it was just the password to login to the modem server, every customer had an additional real password to actually access the UUCP box behind it.

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  20. Spaceballs by jubitzu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dark Helmet: 1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life. That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage. President Skroob: 1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage.

  21. Re:Password rules at IBM Watson Research by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2, Funny

    'Sc0su><s'

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  22. Outdated list by MasterMnd · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm thinking that pdp8 and pdp11 are not likely to be that common anymore. Perhaps this list was a bit more accurate 20 years ago.

    Ah, well, now I've got to change all of my root passwords from youwontguessme to p^$$w0rd. Hey, at least it's not on the list.