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Passwords That Should Never Be Used

The Original Yama writes "Strong passwords are your first step in securing your systems. If a password can be easily guessed or compromised using a simple dictionary attack, your systems will be vulnerable to hackers, worms, Trojans, and viruses. PCLinuxOnline provides an alphanumerical list of list of commonly used weak passwords that should never be used. If any of these passwords look hauntingly familiar and are being used, you should change the password immediately."

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  1. missed one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I worked ISP tech support and the one I remember showing up way too often was:

    thx1138

  2. I've secured my Internet privacy by prostoalex · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've protected my privacy and use Gator for all my passwords.

  3. I keep it simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I use PASSWORD for everything.

    1. Re:I keep it simple by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, I could have guessed that. I think a lot of people are using your /. account to post. I see that username dozens of times in every story.

      I'm surprised that the classic "xyzzy" isn't in the list. Other words I would have expected to see "fred", "bofh", "windows", and "billgatescanbitemyshinymetalass".

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  4. Anonymous Coward NY Times passwd by me98411 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I do not see "slashdotcoward" in the list. Looks like it is a strong passwd. Isn't that the login and passwd used by Anonymous Coward for NY times?

  5. Top 10 Passwords Not to be Used by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    10. iluvalqueda

    9. idareyoutoguessthis

    8. oldfattylumpkinwhosewisenoseledushere

    7. *******

    6. (my actual password)

    5. cowboyneal

    4. pencil

    3. neo

    2. secret

    1. password

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    1. Re:Top 10 Passwords Not to be Used by Josh+Booth · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm surprised "gandalf" is not there. Everyone knows that it's the password of every other root account in the world.

    2. Re:Top 10 Passwords Not to be Used by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Posting anonymously to not get myself in trouble... hi mike!

      I worked with this engineer, call him mike, who had an account on a customer's machine. He was on vacation when the customer wanted a little help with that machine. The other engineer and I call mike to get his login and password to do some remote maintenance. Mike is reluctant to tell us the password. We think he's just being secretive, until he asks to be taken off speaker phone so he can tell us. His password: bigblackdonkeydick.

      Sometimes password isn't so bad...

  6. Guess I should change my password by lightspawn · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've been using that same old password from one of my favorite movies.

    Of course, I use the variant spelling.

  7. An honest look at password creation by WarPresident · · Score: 5, Funny

    (January)
    User: Tim
    Password: NEWUSER

    YOU MUST CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD EVERY 30 DAYS
    PASSWORD MUST HAVE AT LEAST 6 ALPHA AND 2 NUMERIC/OTHER CHARACTERS
    New Password: password

    PASSWORD MUST HAVE AT LEAST 6 ALPHA AND 2 NUMERIC/OTHER CHARACTERS
    New Password: password01

    OK ...
    (February)
    User: Tim
    Password: password01

    YOU MUST CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD EVERY 30 DAYS
    PASSWORD MUST HAVE AT LEAST 6 ALPHA AND 2 NUMERIC/OTHER CHARACTERS
    New Password: password01

    THIS PASSWORD HAS BEEN USED RECENTLY
    YOU MUST CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD EVERY 30 DAYS
    PASSWORD MUST HAVE AT LEAST 6 ALPHA AND 2 NUMERIC/OTHER CHARACTERS
    New Password: password02

    OK ...
    (March)
    User: Tim
    Password: password02

    YOU MUST CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD EVERY 30 DAYS
    PASSWORD MUST HAVE AT LEAST 6 ALPHA AND 2 NUMERIC/OTHER CHARACTERS
    New Password: password03

    OK ...

    repeat ad nauseum

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    1. Re:An honest look at password creation by BRSloth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Login: yes
      Password: i dont have one
      password is incorrect

      Login: yes
      Password: incorrect

  8. notobvious by richie2000 · · Score: 3, Funny
    The UUCP password for all customers on a certain large american ISP was for a very long time 'notobvious'. I still get a chuckle out of imagining how it came to be:

    Technician: What should we set the password to, boss?
    Boss: I don't care, just pick one that's not obvious.
    Technician: Right, boss.

    To be fair, it was just the password to login to the modem server, every customer had an additional real password to actually access the UUCP box behind it.

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  9. Spaceballs by jubitzu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dark Helmet: 1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life. That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage. President Skroob: 1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage.