Uplink Creators Surreal It Up With Darwinia
Thanks to DIY Games for its story noting that Introversion Software, "creator of the critically acclaimed hacker sim Uplink", has announced its next game: Darwinia, a "...monstrously fast [PC] shoot-'em-up, influenced by Cannon Fodder and Syndicate", according to PC Gamer UK. There's a very basic official site with the first screenshots, but fansite Darwinia Warfront has some further information on the early-in-development title, quoting PC Gamer as explaining you'll be "playing as a gamer, inserted into the network of retro videogame consoles... you're shooting sprites, stick men, and space-invaders - objets d'art from the annals of videogame history."
My asshole is like a solids-emitting penis.
My anus extrudes solid waste particulate, compressed into a cylindrical fecal mass.
My vagina is like a bloody red poop chute that burns with the heat of a thousand suns.