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EA Cranks Up Villainy For GoldenEye 'Sequel'

Thanks to Yahoo for reprinting an Electronic Arts press release officially announcing the first-person shooter GoldenEye: Rogue Agent for PS2/Xbox/GameCube, a title "being developed by EA's Los Angeles studio" (and clearly hoping to trade off the immense popularity or Rare's original GoldenEye FPS for Nintendo 64), with the new game featuring a plot that allegedly "breaks all the rules by transporting players to the dark side of the Bond universe to experience life as a high-rolling, cold-hearted villain." With screenshots not yet forthcoming, Eurogamer drills a little deeper into the previously rumored game's name, explaining: "The idea apparently is that Goldfinger is locked in a war with Dr. No for control of a massive criminal organisation... so then, you might be wondering, why is it called GoldenEye? Because, it says here, your nameless henchman lost an eye in an encounter with Dr. No, and Goldfinger's technicians replaced it with... a... golden... eye... Nice one, EA." Update: 05/05 23:38 GMT by S : GameSpot has a few more details on the title, which they note "revolves around run-and-gun action."

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  1. Another game they can market with 'Goldeneye' by eamonman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine, playing a game where you are playing a soccer-like game in an enclosed room, say your den.
    Say the walls behind you and your opponent are the goals.
    Also say you and your opponent are pirates who happen to say 'aye' every time you hit the ball.

    gol - den - 'aye'

    aka Pong

    (except that some programmer will have to spend a few mintes replacing the 'bip' sound with a semi annoying 'aye' sound.)

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    0- Eamonman Proud member of DNRC
  2. Creative... by guard952 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It this supposed to be a followup article showing how game programmers have so much stress and poor games are being produced (/ marketed)?

  3. Ok so lemmie get this straight by evil-osm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Golden eye is a character who lost his eye to an unfortunate smelting accident, and he works for me now? "your nameless henchman lost an eye" and Goldfinger's techies replaced it with a gold eye, because that Goldfinger jumps at any opportunity to replace body parts with expensive prosthetics (he's got a vice, ok?). Now, Goldfinger is locked in a war with Dr. No for control of a criminal organization? So that means that Bond has to set us up the bomb before the henhmen reaches 12:00?

    (sniff)...(sniff)... I just wanna play the game mommy.

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    E.

    Never rub another man's rhubarb - The Joker
  4. I would like this game if you killed good guys by RotJ · · Score: 4, Funny
    It sucks that all you're going to be doing is fighting Dr. No's henchmen. So the gameplay will be the same as any old Bond game. If this game would do something creative, like let you KILL BOND or at least release a deadly virus to kill millions of innocents, I'd be more interested in it. But EA's probably not ballsy enough to take on the other side of morality like the GTA series did. Let me guess, towards the end of the game, you'll defeat Dr. No but afterwards, Goldfinger betrays you and orders you killed. You end up fighting the same people who you worked for, defeat them, end up seeing the truth about the nature of evil, and go home to rethink your life.

    Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death sticks?
    Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me death sticks.
    Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you death sticks.
    Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
    Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life.

    The 007 game I'd like to play is one where you're Jaws and you go around biting things, and maybe lifting and throwing other things. Make that game EA, and I'll buy it.